A Bird

All pronouns. 19.

[bamboozledcorvid]

Intro post!

This is my main account on here I just post about whatever I’m obsessing over rn, usually xmen or batfam. I post about mbav on my other account @confuzzledcrow!

My names Nick!

I use any pronouns he/she/they

And a lot of my post are just me projecting autism on to my favourite characters!

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Everyday I think about the Wally west cosplayer I followed on tiktok when I 12 and they had the coolest hoodie I’d ever seen it was yellow and red and kinda worn down looking and I remember sitting at 12 trying to find where sold this hoodie and now I can’t find the cosplayer. Their name was archer or something or they had a bow pfp I honestly don’t remember much

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On the young Dracula to the Pitt pipeline

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Rewatching Four Brothers and it is the first time it’s ever occurred to me is that the reason Bobby is in Evelyn’s room is cause he doesn’t have one, Jack probably got his room, Boddy had mostlike moved out by the time Jack came OR when Jack came Bobby ended up sharing with Jerry.

So headcanoning that Jack feels insanely guilty when he moves in and first finds out that it’s bobbys room.

Bobby finds this really funny and makes fun of him for it until a 10 year old Jack cries over it (Bobby would be around 23) and realising how sensitive Jack is it leads to the on going fairy jokes.

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to: @bamboozledcorvid from: @pixiepaintt

title: precious bones, strawberry sundaes, and beauty in abstraction | word count: 4,412 | summary: Sarah couldn't shake the strange feeling of fight-or-flight, muscles wound tight in a way that took conscious effort to undo. She was safe, she knew that. There was no one in the world she was safer with than Erica. Her persistently high heartbeat just couldn’t listen to reason. / In which Ethan and Sarah realize they're in a lavender relationship, and are very much in love with their best friends. | AO3 Link

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Watching the Percy Jackson series and it is amazing I love it however I first watched the movies when I was like 7, loved them watched them over and over again until my dad bought me the books for my birthday when I was 10, then I read those over and over again.

It’s so strange now at 18, almost 19 to look at all these characters who have always been older than me in my head as these little kids and it makes the story so much sadder when you’re not viewing them as cool older teenage heroes and you’re viewing them as a bunch of kids.

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to: @g0ry0re0 from: @bamboozledcorvid

title: Gotta beat them all | word count: 2,318 | summary: The gang are teleported into Bennys ds. | AO3 Link

Ethan wasn't sure how he always got roped into helping Benny, but here he was 8:00am on a Sunday morning clearing out Benny's granny's basement. Of course, he hadn't come just because Benny asked him to, it also had something to do with the fact Sarah had offered to help. So here he was dusting cobwebs and moving boxes.

Sarah and Erica were pawing around old jewellery boxes and chests of clothes, Roxy had found a box with a dead rat in it to entertain himself, Benny who was supposed to be moving boxes was fascinated by an old purple ds he had found, Ethan remembered when him and Benny had gotten matching ones, blue and purple.

"Will you stop messing around with that thing and help me? I doubt it even works!" Ethan complained waving his arms around as he usually does when he's annoyed. Benny completely ignored him in favour of digging dirt out the game slot to figure out which game was stuck in it, which gained a huff from Ethan.

"Come onnn" Ethan groaned grabbing a hold of Benny's shoulder. "It might not be working right now, but…" Benny smiled, stretching his fingers. He pointed at the ds whispering something in Latin, or maybe backwards? Ethan was sure he heard him mumble "get fixed". All five teenagers stopped to watch as the handheld console lay on the floor…

"Nothing happened, genius" Erica remarked, using an unsuspecting Rory as support she pulled herself off the ground and turned to leave, a neck full of pearls and silver. Rory stumbled back, grabbing Ethan for support as he toppled into Sarah.

"Wha! Watch it!" Sarah warned as she struggled to get out from under Rory and Ethan. Benny, still laughing from the sight of it all, offered a hand to Ethan and with a sigh Erica walked forward to offer the same to Sarah.

Right as her hand closed around Sarah's a crunch under her foot sounded and before she knew it a purple glowing light shot up her leg and through her arm. Benny watched as within a second the light spread across all there limbs, connecting them, before it got to bright and he had to close his eyes. When he opened his eyes he was still gripping Ethan's hand, however they were stood in a bedroom that didn't belong to him, or Ethan, or anyone they knew.

"Benny?… Benny?!? What… what!" Ethan looked around the room, chest heaving slightly. "Hey, hey! It's fine, this is fine… my spell must have… gone wrong? And now we, well we're… somewhere" Benny gave a reassuring smile and if it weren't for the worry in his eyes Ethan might have felt better.

"We have to find the others! Or.. okay we have to figure out where we are, then find the others" Ethan was talking to Benny but his friend had already wandered off to more interesting things. "Look at this! I use to have one of these!" Benny smiled holding up a toy pokeball. He tossed it from hand to hand smiling.

"Benny please, focus!" Benny's head snapped up to look at his friend as he shouted, however as a mixture of poor coordination and lack of concentration, the toy fell out of his hand clattering against the floor. 'Oh' he mouthed as he flinched away from the ball breaking open, however unlike the plastic toys they had as kids, this one didn't crack when he dropped it. Instead it popped open with a small white light bursting from it, and then…

"Pika! Pika!" A small yellow animal sat in front of them. Staring at Benny with adoration."Benny that's…" "Ethan? Ethan that's!" The two boys stuttered and stumbled over their words before finally both realised with had happened "WE'RE IN POKÉMON!" The two exclaimed in unison.

After celebrating how cool this was Ethan reminded himself and Benny that they had to focus on finding their friends. "Okay so, this is your ds… that means this is your Pokemon game!" Ethan rushed to the nightstand that a backpack sat in, he pulled out a map of town, a finished Pokédex that 12 year old Benny had spent months trying to complete, Benny's trainer id with all but one gym badge completed, and a bunch of pokeballs and potions.

"Okay we have to… well first we have to find the others, then figure out how to leave" the two rushed outside hoping to find someone to help however a lot of the npcs didn't have anything useful to say "have you tried talking to the professor?" "A fun challenge is completing your Pokédex!" "Woah, you're certainly in a rush".

"This is pointless! Wheres our guide?!" Benny sighed and almost like magic a dark haired girl came running across the road, Benny had hoped for a best friend character that helps along the adventure but…

"There you are! What have you dorks done?!? An old man just gave me a dog and told me I should 'find my friend and provide help'? What's going on!" Sarah stood with her hand on her hip and her 'dog' eevee sat next to her.

"Listen don't freak out. Okay?" Ethan asked his hands raised, Sarah glared at them both for a minute before sighing. Ethan took that as a sign they were in the clear "we're inside Bennys old pokemon game, I believe the only way out is to finish the game but first, we've gotta find the others".

So the three of them set off into the woods heading to the next town, they encountered a hoard of wild pokemon, a bunch of npcs freaking out about team rocket and a handful of annoying trainers but considering how highly levelled bennys team was it really wasn't taking them long to win. They made I through four more towns searching every road for their friends.

Ethan and Sarah were going door to door looking for the pair of blonde vampires whilst Benny stopped at nurse joy to heal his team. As he walked out however he walked right into an npc, triggering their response "watch out for team rocket, they're around here" the man said before hurrying away, it was weird Benny didn't remember the npcs seeming sooo… life like. He thought more on it as he made his way to Ethan and Sarah.

"Hey E, have you noticed the npcs are talking a lot about team rocket yet… we haven't had any run ins?" Ethan frowned at his friends words, confusion written across his face as he tried to come up with an answer, an answer that Benny might have gotten out of him if it weren't for the explosion that sounded off in the distance.

"What was that?!?" Sarah asked looking at the two boys who looked just as confused.

"Something that wasn't supposed to happen" Ethan answered as he took of running towards the route, the sprinted to the next town, ignoring trainers that called on them for a fight and wild Pokemon that jumped out in front of them.

As they reached the next town ash covered the paths, fire covered the rooftops and npcs screamed "its team rockets charizard!" "My house! My house!"

"This isn't how the game goes! Team rocket shouldn't do this and the npcs aren't saying their coded lines!" Ethan panicked. "We're inside a magical ds who cares?!?" Sarah responded but the twos arguement was cut short when…

"OH MY… OH MY GOD TEAM ROCKET ATE MY FRIEND!?!?" An old man npc collapsed to the floor. All three heads shot round at this, in the middle of the flames stood to blonde, fanged, team rocket members. Erica's face was covered in blood whilst Rory's wore a wicked smile as he sent forth his Pokemon to terrorise the town.

Sarah, using her supernatural speed, dragged the two out of the flames, pushing them in front of Benny and Ethan. "What were you's thinking?!?" Ethan asked and the two shrugged.

"Burn the game down so we can get out!" Rory smiled. "Get breakfast?" Erica answered. This led the a full blown fight between the group with Sarah telling erica its inhumane, erica arguing that these things aren't human, Benny telling Rory how stupid he is and how he could have killed them, Rory arguing that the game card is plastic so his fire would melt it and free them.

Ethan however was more worried about the fact the characters weren't following their coding, it wasn't right, how could they break code? He looked around watching as npcs put out fires, screamed, catered to wounds, and… and stared right back at him. A man in a black hood watched him from behind a burning bush. He went to approach the man when Sarah called on him.

"Ethan? Ethan?!" She shouted, grabbing his shoulder and suddenly the hooded man was gone. Ethan looked around frantically but all he saw was the concerned faces of his friends. "You alright man?" Benny asked patting his back.

Ethan wasn't sure who that man was or what he wanted, all he knew is that he didn't want to stay to find out. "We need to finish the game and get out of here" the others stared at him blankly, waiting for more.

"Now!" He demanded dragging them towards the routes whilst still looking over his shoulder.

"You three can fly us to the end!" He said to his undead friends who all gave a quiet nod before grabbing him and Benny and taking off.

They stood in the final town, right in front of the one gym Benny couldn't complete. He smiled cockily to his friends and walked in… then five minutes later he walked out of the poke centre next to it and walked in again, and again, and again. Each time looking less enthusiastic and more annoyed.

"Ethan? What's wrong with you?" Sarah asked as the boy scanned around them. "We have to leave"he said and right as he did Benny done the walk of shame from the poke centre once more.

Ethan groaned "maybe someone else should try!" Benny huffed at this "be my guest! It's impossible!" Ethan snatched Bennys bag off his shoulder and the pokeball out his hand and as he did his eyes went white and he collapsed.

“You don’t belong here. You must leave. You don’t belong here, they know you don’t belong here. Everything’s wrong because you’re here, seer!”

When Ethan came through he was leaning against Benny whilst Sarah tried to give him water. “What did you see?” Sarah asked but she didn’t get an answer instead Ethan jumped to his feet grabbing Erica’s arm and marched into the gym. He blew through trainer after trainer, not caring how injured or exhausted his pokemon were instead filling them with revived and potions and putting them back to work. He reached the top floor of the gym and knew exactly who was there.

“You don’t want us here, just give me the badge and we can leave” he stated, a laugh sounded from underneath the black hood. “That’s not how gyms work, seer” Erica looked a little taken back by the character knowing what he was, Ethan didn’t seemed phased at all which confused her more. “I’m going to fight you, I’m going to win, and if I don’t win, my friend from team rocket here is going to really ruin your day” Ethan stated as he walked forward.

The battle begun.

Everytime Ethan would beat one of his pokemon, he’d beat one of his in return. They went back and forth healing, fighting, losing, winning until eventually they were both down to one pokemon.

The trainers level 80 Lapras against Ethan’s level 70 charizard.

The trainer was stronger, had a Pokemon type that combated Ethan’s, more powerful so, Ethan had to do whatever he could.

“Erica, bite it” his face unchanging. she looked at him, then the sea monster, then its trainer, then she sunk her teeth into it. Blood ran down its neck, it swayed side to side, injured then Ethan took his turn and incinerated the creature. By the time charizard stoped the gym leaders Lapras was coal black covered in ash, lying unconscious.

The gym leader wore a look that Ethan couldn’t figure out as he called back his Lapras, feeding it a number of potions and antidotes before tossing a gym badge towards him.

“Go.” He stated and the two were more than happy to listen as they went to join their friends. As they came out and placed the gym badge with the others the route door at the end of the path began to glow.

“Our way home” Benny laughed nudging Ethan who smiled, uneasy, “let’s go fast” he said as he hurried off towards the door right before they went in the black hooded trainer walked out in front of them. “Your adventure doesn’t end here, Ethan Morgan. The worlds got more in store for you” he smirked before walking out the glowing door into the real world. Sarah was the first to move, charging after the man, grabbing his cloak as they both vanished through the door, the rest of them rushed in behind her.

When they came out they were stood alone in Benny’s grandmothers basement, surrounded by cobwebs and boxes. “There’s no one else here… he must have just… been part of the game, right?” Benny asked, looking at Ethan whose face was chalk white. Sarah opened her mouth, but when her eyes met Ethan’s, full of confusion and fear, she smiled. “It was just a stupid game, that Benny messed up with his stupid magic”.

Ethan gave a weak smile, feeling vaguely reassured by his friend’s words. Only Erica, who had rushed in straight after Sarah knew that Sarah was hiding a torn piece of black fabric behind her back.

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Being an academic weapon and have locked in for my hnc but I do so much writing that I now don’t have the energy to write my stories or fanfics :(

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Reasons I see hiccup haddock as autistic:

— his intense interest in inventing and dragons People often joke throughout the movies and shows that it’s all her cares about, or that he cares about it to much (hyper fixation)

— he’s overly empathetic compared to everyone else in the village, who cannot understand why he wouldn’t hurt a dragon or why he would try reason with the villains (autistic people can be overly empathetic or have a strong sense of justice)

— he doesn’t fit in with the other children his age in the first movie, different interests, different sense of humour even different mannerisms (feeling alienated or different from the group is a common experience for autistic people growing up)

— he connects better with toothless that he does with his family or other members of the village (some autistic people can find it easier to be themselves around animals cause there’s no social rules)

— he’s overly clumsy, more so than just a clumsy child (not actually autism but a lot of autistic people also have dyspraxia or “clumsy child syndrome” which would explain why it got better as he got older)

— he feels like a disappointment to his father, only more so because his father keeps trying to change him, make him fit in, make him normal (it’s common for families that don’t know their child is autistic to not understand why there child is different)

— as he gets older he gets better with people, he still prefers the company of a small friend group and his dragons but he can talk to people and they like him and they don’t immediately clock anything weird about him (he learned to fit in, he learned to mask)

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we need to discuss chase’s shirt and tie combos

he does NOT have that shit on

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I am going to EAT MY HAND ASKSJSAKDJSJ why does Robert Chase dress so fucking lame in the first seasons? what is his plan with those ugly fuck ass shirts? Who does he think he’s enticing with those hideous ties? I hate everything about him so much.

(He’s literally my favourite character I would die for that pathetic waste of space)

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Realised I’m bisexual after thinking I was a lesbian for 7 years and I feel like a fraud. I fear no one experiences pain like “lesbians” losing their identity to straight men. I feel like I’ve single handedly brought feminism and gay rights back 40 years by liking this boring man.

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I am now dating the guy and I’m so pleased however I am now in a straight passing relationship 💔

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I simply do not trust people who treat the muppets as puppets instead of celebrities.

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Writing a lengthy angst hurt/comfort fic about autistic, catholic, trans fem Chase being in love with bisexual (closeted lesbian?) Cameron

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63595873

Cause Chase is my babygirl

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I headcanon Chase as autistic cause obviously. But also I headcanon him as having ocd and I feel there’s actually a lot of it that makes sense so here are problems I think he’d suffer from;

- ocd commonly causes an inrational fear of accidentally or deliberately hurting others.

- asking for and needing reassurance (which he is kinda shown to desperately crave).

- Religious ocd. (He would/does struggle a LOT with morality, ethics and faith)

- Perfectionism (he needs it he craves it in everything in his life, relationships, career, himself).

- sexual orientation (I also hc him as queer in some way but if he isn’t he has at least questioned in intensely).

I’m not an expert in ocd (or autism but I have first hand experience with that one) so this comes from research, the nhs website and people I know who have it so if anyone with ocd or with more knowledge agrees with me let me know your thoughts.

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HOUSE MD HEADCANONS

(Mainly about Chase tho, and in the first few seasons cause I love the og group)

- Chase and House both love working with kids, their easier to talk to and they don’t lie as much.

- Foreman HATES working with kids, they’re loud, they’re messy, they’re hyper, they’re annoying.

- Chase hates the jokes made about his dad or his upbringing but doesn’t want to seem overdramatic so doesn’t say anything.

- Foreman and Chase frequently have religious debates (Chase chose religion/Foreman was raised religious) both of them have a love/hate relationship with it.

- Chase is really understanding and patient with children and the mentally ill, he is incredibly short tempered with everyone else.

- Cameron, Chase and Foreman all keep their apartments spotless for different reasons (Cameron’s a neat freak, Chase is a snob, Foreman’s just really well organised).

- Cameron will sometimes buy small things for the others if it reminds her of them or if she thinks they’ll like it.

- Chase reads encyclopaedias for fun.

- they all insist on the Dr. Title; Foreman, Cuddy and House cause they earned it, Wilson and Cameron cause they love their jobs and like people to know, Chase cause he doesn’t like being called Mr. (Trans chase propaganda).

- Wilson and House are both bisexual and waiting on the other one to make the first move.

- Chase definitely experimented with men and liked it but he’s also a whore and likes just about anyone.

- he also definitely experimented with some freaky stuff whilst dating that one banker girl, he also definitely liked it.

- sometimes house just makes things up about one of the doctors to the other two cause he thinks it’s funny that they believe him.

- Cameron likes to see how many outrageous jokes and comments she can get away with before one of them questions her.

- Chase is autistic in the overly loyal, gullible, black and white, rule following way.

- House is autistic in the curious, over thinking, superiority complex, ‘rules are made up’ way.

- Cameron is also autistic but masks a lot better than house, who doesn’t mask, and Chase, who tries to and fails.

- Cameron is “straight” cause she doesn’t want to admit to anyone else that she’s bisexual, she’s “bisexual” cause she doesn’t want to admit to herself that she’s gay.

- Chase believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy until a concerningly high age (like 14-16).

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I loveeee in the earlier seasons when house will ask the ducklings to do something insane and Foreman and Cameron will be like “no! Ethics! It’s wrong!” And House just looks at Chase who’s like “on it :D”