#ABXY

20. Psychology BSc. Wales. I like fashion and laughing. And alpacas because they're the best animals hands down. Add me on snapchat: bamseyboy

[averagefairy]

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

[bamseyboy]

one time a checkout guy said he liked my hair and I smiled all the way home

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

[enhale-enhance-blog]

[escapetheory]

Well… someone had to tell him. 

[bonafide-bullshark-deactivated2]

An eastern brown snake was caught stealing sausages from a barbecue in… You guessed it. Australia. The snake was said to have snatched the sausage and gone back into the bush to hide and enjoy its meal. (x)

[thepredatorblog-deactivated2016]

Sausage eats a sausage

[masturhaters-deactivated2015111]

“I’m a scaly snake and I still take the sausage”

[renplup]

[eva-420]

[Captions: Soft ukulele music plays in the background as a cgi rabbit in a bikini dances on a beach. In a high pitched, modulated voice: “So all my friends think my passion for Naruto is a fucking joke, I’ll have you all know that once we graduate I’m gonna become fucking Hokage, I’m gonna destroy this piece of shit planet, and then you all will finally learn.” The rabbit dances in silent for a moment more before the video ends.]

[bvckybrns]

[miss-world-somebody-kill-me-dea]

Suzanne and Lorna are very gentle and kind people with mental illnesses that distort their perception of reality and make it hard for others to understand them. So I’m so glad they find understanding in one another, because other characters often just see their illnesses; and both these women are so much more than that.

[pechyenka]

basically the shorter you are the angrier you are

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

[sailorfailures]

[galactica-phantom]

[zackisontumblr]

iconic

[spacemohawks]

[amoying]

Lana looks so different

[littlemisslissa-deactivated2020]

I got this guys.

[capslockapocalypse]

*RENT plays in background*

[kered555]

IN DAYLIGHTS, IN SUNSETS, IN MIDNIGHTS, IN CUPS OF COFFEE

[onemv]

[aboutwhitewomen]

The first two esp

[firebaeb]

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

[cracktastic]

#what like it’s hard

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[sonypraystation]

A CLASSIC

[findmedownsouth-deactivated2016]

This gets better every time.

[oitnbmoments-blog]

You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.

[universalpicturesuk]

Ever wondered what your pets get up to when you’re not around? Find out in the new trailer for ‪#‎TheSecretlifeofPets‬

Coming soon to cinemas.

[misskitkatcupcake-deactivated20]

The cat though….

[chrisdoeslife]

But I want to see this NOW

[mutantragequitpsycho]

METAL POODLE

[the-american-witch]

but the dachshund!! 

[harlequinesque]

so this is basically toy story with pets

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[spoonmeb]

oooooooooogurl

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling: