dramatic ramblings of a theatrical designer

they/them, 27. a designer, theatrical and interactive. lighting, projections, games, cooking. favorite things include colors, flowers, and copious amounts of caffeine. my hair is currently orange. icon by @rubertdubert

[capelthwaite]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[bimbonic]

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[garmbreak1]

as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

[catchymemes]

[thefearofcod]

man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

[jackzarts]

Just a little Cal in a cheerleader outfit 🥺✨ He belongs to my bestie @kered555 💕

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[kered555]

CAL CAL CAL CAL CAL

💕💕💕

I adore this so much, he's so casual and cute and I will never get over the way that you portray him!! So fun and playful and just AAAA!!! I LOVE

[screenshotsofdespair]

[punkforkos]

artfight revenge (and birthday gift) for @jackzarts !! had a blast drawing Quinn and Cal for you! (and you @kered555 !!)

>> my carrd | ko-fi | artfight <<

[kered555]

I AM STILL SO FERAL FOR THIS IT IS SO GOOOODDDD AAAHHHH THANK YOOOUUUUUUU

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[doubleca5t]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Could Doofenshmirtz Kill Macbeth

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2023

[fallen-and-holy]

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

[everydaylouie]

Temptation

[prokopetz]

I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-fucking in an effort to render the game more advertiser-friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-fucking front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from.