DO YOU WANT A BANANA??????

[banana-man-offical]

Dis banana for you

I am hopping over on the white hot sand to come with some bananas for you, freshly taken from banana tree, may I add.

(green is mod and normal is in character)

(Well well well if it isn't my first ever offical blog)

This blog uses UUUHHH idk any pronouns ig¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ imo anyone can be a banana man if they wish to

Mod uses she/her and is a minor OKAYYYYY???? So she'd really appreciate it if you don't send explicit stuff or anything nsfw . You got that, adult nsfw creep blogs 😊???

Basic dni, PLUS BANANA HATERS GRRRRR BACK OFF/j

All these lovely officals will be given a banana by yours truly ( list is non-,exhaustive and anyone can receive any number of bananas at their inbox at any moment) : @no-one-offical @closed-door-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @satan-offical @villain-offical @whale-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @clouds-offical @frog-offical @ant-offical @daycare-offical @christian-baby-offical @victorian-child-offical @limbo-offical @autism-offical @court-jester-offical @lesbian-princess-offical @gay-prince-offical @the-king-offical @the-queen-offical @morse-code-offical @limeade-offical @lemon-offical @lemonade-offical @plague-doctor-offical @cheese-offical @radioactive-bread-offical

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[banana-man-offical]

Me when there's a projection of a man twerking on my board during the banana corps annual sales meeting

[banana-man-offical]

Me when I hop over on the white sand, to come with some bananas for you, freshly taken from banana tree

Bonus version: Me when I leap at towards you on the white and high temperature material that is used in making glass and is present on most typical beaches at an exponentially increasing velocity, carrying on my person a sufficient amount of a curvy, long, yellow fruit, known to the English speaking world as a "banana", which have also been recently picked from the tree which it comes from, for an undetermined individual, but usually the general audience, known as "you"

[40-eridani-stars]

Very curious....what are eridani stars exactly? And what wonder and whimsy can 40 of them create ?

mod here : 40 eridani is a solar system‚ in that solar system there are sadly only 3 stars 😔

[banana-man-offical]

Nooooooo :((((( that's so sad do the three of y'all ever get lonely over there? How many planets are there supposed to be in that solar system btw?

(this is getting super interesting eheheh)