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Barbatos: Please I’m begging you go to a doctor!

Diavolo: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound

*Lucifer in the background with rope in his hand about to drag Diavolo to the hospital*

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Asmo: What- in the fuck knuckles is this?

Mammon: They’re my date you intolerant shit

Asmo: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes fox and friends I’m just surprised anyone would date you

Asmo: Especially Pinkie Pie from my little pony

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Lucifer: He looks like a child molester..

Lucifer: Asmo don’t serve him let Levi bring it

Levi: Why do I have to get molested?

Lucifer: Because he not gonna molest you

Levi: Why!

Lucifer: Because your fashion sucks

Levi: But I can still get Molested!

Asmo: Yeah! who wouldn’t want to molest this face??❤️

Lucifer: That’s enough it’s not that I mean Levi you’re older

Levi: Mammon’s the oldest make him do it

Lucifer: Yeah but- Mammon’s not good with the customers

Mammon: I’m good with the customers!

Lucifer: No

Levi: Not really

Mammon: I’m great with the customers!

Asmo: He’s autistic he can’t help it

Mammon: Yeah I’m autistic

Simon: Lucifer

Lucifer: Just a sec no you’re not autistic Mammon

Levi: How many- how many toothpicks on the ground

Lucifer: Don’t play this game again

Levi: Come on look- how many toothpicks

Lucifer: No it just involves me cleaning up toothpicks

Mammon: A hundred

Simon: Lucifer!

Lucifer: A hundred-?

Levi: it’s three

Lucifer: there’s three

Levi: Okay okay how many now?

Simon: Lucifer!!

Mammon: Three

Lucifer: No!

Levi: No!

Asmo: Ugh your the worst kind of autistic

Levi: you can’t even count!

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Lucifer: I am at a loss for words!

Mammon: Despite being loss for words Lucifer yelled at me for the next 45 minutes

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Satan: Just dont fuck my dad alright!?

Satan: Please!?

Diavolo: Why not?

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Solomon: Hey wanna know a secret

Luke: No

Solomon: Ok

Simon: Do you smell smoke

Solomon: The secret is that the house is on fire :)

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Luke talking about Michael

Luke: When you face the kind of threats that he has there’s going to be collateral damage!

Mammon: My sister is gone because of him

Mammon: Was she collateral damage

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Lucifer’s first time in the Devildom

Diavolo: I’m the mastermind he’s my accomplice!

Barbatos: How was the fall

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Lucifer and Lilith having an argument during the celestial war

Lucifer: Loves gonna get you killed!

Lilith: But prides gonna be the death of you..

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Diavolo: Lucifer’s tougher than I am why can I take it when Lucifer can’t

Diavolo: And then I knew

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Diavolo: Mammon was the only thing Lucifer loved and now Mammon was gone…

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Stranger: Hey kiddo, your dad sent me to pick you up!

Kid Satan: Really?? What does my dad look like then??

Stranger: Uh…. Really tall, nice and blonde!

Kid Satan: Yeah whatever

Lucifer: *Running full speed at them* SATAAAAAAN!!!!

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Levi: If I take them out of the box they won’t be PERFECT ANYMORE!!

Levi: eh..I might have a little OCD

Mammon: ADHD nice to meet ya!

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The Obey me brothers go to group therapy with Diavolo as their therapist

Diavolo: Guys let’s talk about our suppressed thoughts

Belphie: I consider murdering those around me

*The brothers and Diavolo look at him in horror*

Belphie: Not Beel of course☺️

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Teenage Lucifer and Michael

God: Alright who stole my hair!!

Lucifer: Father time

Michael: Mother Nature

*Michael and Lucifer look at each other and fist bump*

God: ….Your both grounded

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Lucifer to Michael a few thousand years after the the exchange program

Lucifer: I wanted her to live, to be happy, to enjoy her life, just like you do, HER DEATH IS ON ME AND IF I WASN’T CREATED NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!

Michael: Lucifer please we can talk, about this you don’t have to throw everything away like this again, PLEASE THINK OF YOUR BROTHERS DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD’VE WANTED THIS!

Lucifer: NO DON’T YOU DARE BRING THEM INTO THIS, THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK, ABOUT YOU CAN’T STOP THIS WITH YOUR PATHETIC PLEAS, YOU HAVE NO POWER IN THIS!

*Tears start to pool in Michaels eyes but he refuses to let them fall*

Michael: If my pleas and throwing away the last bit of my pride I had left away is not enough to stop you, and make you see reason then I will have to stop you with force.

*Michael pulls out his sword from its sheath*

Lucifer: Michael oh you will regret this when i am shoving my spear through your throat!

*Lucifer pulls out a spear and the pair run towards each other with their weapons raised*

Feel free to come up with your own stories and context for what’s this all about!!

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Satan: Okay insert rode support A into slot B

Asmo: That’s what-

Satan: If you say that’s what she said one more time I’m going to pop you

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Sad obey me headcannon

Lucifer and Mammon died a few days apart from one another. They were the last of the seven brothers alive and most of their other loved ones had past on already. Mammon the first to go and then Lucifer. And Lucifer let himself die because his job was finished he protected his brothers for their whole lives but now he needed to protect them in death.