bananner99

I'm funny I swear We should be friends... You schould follow me on Twitter and maybe even my Instagram! <3

[geniesinabottle]

when someone you don’t know has you blocked

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[memewhore]

[biff-donderglutes]

???????????????

[ewanmrozny]

Girl pizzas have arms

[lllllllllllilllllllllll-deactiv]

“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

[video-hall-of-fame]

creepy cousin

[historyandmemes]

When the Trojans allowed the Trojan Horse to enter their city

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[catfoundation-deactivated201805]

Whoop there goes the joke

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[floatinggoathead]

[floatinggoathead]

look at this dipshit

[youaremyeverlovin]

she fetched the WHOLE TREE!! !!!

[fuks]

[irlsludge]

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

[cat-combat-deactivated20220415]

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

[4gifs]

[somente-essa-noite]

[demegoddess]

[srgvdfbsdbfsdsdbs-deactivated20]

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can't

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

[allihavelivedfor]

College kids be like

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Blonde: “A man just congratulated me on walking back at 6AM. I was not getting the D, I was getting fucked by the report I was writing!” [huffs]