Demiurge’s (Favorite/Despised) Hylic

Bruce/29/No idea what I’m doing with this account anymore so probably just venting

[banchoaniki]

I’m now 30. I miss my mother and several friends I’ve lost along the way. God bless you all.

[kitsunetsuki-deactivated2026051]

Irving Penn - Roxanne + Gottex, Vogue, 1975, from Swimwear in Vogue Since 1910 by Christina Probert (1981)

[motocross-arts]

[mighty-swing]

FGO

[chimpanzeedotcom]

There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories

[everyday-cutephoto]

[infinitebrians]

scary pop up

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[banchoaniki]

Seemed to have drank the introspective thoughts whiskey instead of the fun times whiskey tonight, hate that the bottles look the same

[banchoaniki]

Life sucks but at least monster hunter wilds is coming out in 16 days, so there’s something to look forward to

[absoluteyyy]

[avakkins-alter]

More Panty! 💙🪽 | Sachi 💜

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[jareckiworld]

Hyon Gyon — Aching Soul (acrylic, oil and metal leaf, on canvas, 2017)

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[littlerobodreams]

Buttie stuff 🍑✨

[whumpster-fire]

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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