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Can we please start talking again 😔😔😔

#😭😭#I know you're sad and I'm sure it breaks you're heart a little but I miss talking to you and seeing your face so bad x

When you get your college offer but you feel disappointed more than anything because you knew you already had it in the bag, but your bae didn't get his offer and you were supposed to be going to college together 😞

#he would've worked harder than me but my points were lower #missed out by 5 points as far as I know #actually heartbroken for him 💔

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The Year 2028

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace.

racistspiderman

Fuck off, we voted leave, these are our pokemon.

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racistspiderman

You were in the UK last month right? NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY

KEEP OUR POKEMON BRITISH

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At first I thought perhaps this was simply poorly executed satire until I went to your blog full of right-wing memes and social conservatism, now I see that this is something different, a kind of.. nouveau-shitpost where anti-sjws parody themselves. Amazing.