Trumpet or tuba?
Please answer guys, Iāve got money on this!
flute
YOOOOOOOOO
The only right answer in this is flute. Trumpet? Flute. Tuba? Flute.
amen brother. who needs brass when you can have an ensemble entirely made of flutes
Flutes ftw
NO! STOP! I NEED THESE VOTES!
Saxophone
#woodwindsarebetterthanbrass
#stfunoonecaresaboutthispostanymore
clearly someone does
@tubaāgod I care.Ā
Horns, you weirdos.
Nah, nah, nah. Y'all have this wrong. The kazoo is the best.
I vote for the soprillo sax.
Pizza
@whatthechickennugget, yes
countertenor
flexatone
ITāS DEAD. STOP.
Fluba
dear me. what have you done
Bassoon guys anyone who says other wise is gonna get a mysterious concussion
Iām a literal frickin god, look at my background picture. Thatās me 2,500 years ago. You wanna go? Letās go.
Bring it, Brass head.
Iām gonna say it again. Iām a god. I just broke one of your reeds and youāre not going to know which one until you absolutely need that reed.
jokes and you most of my reeds dried out last year and are already in like 4 section
Another reason that reed instruments are inferior.
bassoons are better you can just WAM slam idiots upside the head and you learn how to just scream into an instument for a minute straight without passing out which if youāre a chick is awesome b/c abduction rates.Ā Ā
Youāre talking to a tuba player here. Keep that in mind. Conical tubing means we need MUCH more air than anyone in brass family, and paired with the size the amount of air actually makes it impossible for smaller people to play it properly with getting light headed. Also, ours is metal and bigger, so itās easier to hit people over the head.
ours is longer man, you wear a harness and just wham hit ppl from distances. I PLAYED TUBA. BASSOON IS BETTER. ours is wooden. less noise. easier murders
Only fake tuba players with the heart of a trumpet or woodwind wears a harness. Your virtuosoās come a dime a dozen. It takes a true musician to master the tuba. You are clearly not a true musician seeing as you were not able to play tuba, so you reverted back to your woodwind trash. I grow bored of this vain argument mortal, I have 4 Ā½ hours of practice left to do today, go carve some reeds.
drum major, fight me š
Bitch, Iām also drum major, fight me
Guys Iām a conductor for a drum corps. Chill please? No fight
Aw, come on, why not?
It wouldnāt be fair, thatās why
YALL. And how wouldnāt it be fair? Wait I donāt care. No fights please?
TubaāgodĀ
You puny mortals cannot compete.
hello naughty children please shut the fuck up
~ band-god
Just because heās older doesnāt mean my brother getās to tell what to do. Heās only older by 250 years anywaysā¦
we arenāt pulling the age card weāre pulling the āremember what happened last timeā card
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did u even win the original bet
Okay but flute