fleetus

flute music by hyperventilation || legal adult || profile pic by @hockhug

[guerrillatech]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The guy who makes these posts in the hvac subreddit a lot and I love his memes

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Some of my favorite by him

[unsolids-your-snake]

Yo I fucking love these

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[dduane]

My gosh.

[flutejesus]

when the composer who's given you the second most grief finally dies

rip John Zdechlik, another great artist taken by this stupid coronavirus. I'll see you in hell buddy

[flutejesus]

adding Steven Sondheim to this list

[flutejesus]

that jazz cover of Jolene is gonna be really good if I ever finish it

[flutejesus]

happy one year anniversary to this unfinished project

[flutejesus]

maraca but it's just the marbles clinking around in my skull

[shencomix]

[flutejesus]

thinking about that time sophomore year when I briefly played trombone bc I was so sick and tired of runs

[cheaphalloweencostume]

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

[horreurscopes]

[britomartis]

send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Someone walked up to me in Barnes and Noble like 4 years ago and asked me where the Manga section was. I told them where, but I also let them know that i didn’t work there. They kind of shrugged then looked me dead in the eyes and said.

“Idk, you just looked like you might know.”

I changed my complete aesthetic after hearing that come to jesus, god fearing, exposé of a line.

[henchmaxxing]

The other day my manager admitted that she still shops at hot topic, and when I told I knew already because she seemed like the type she threatened to fire me

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Activate my fuckor in my inbox

[flutejesus]

In band we don’t say 3:57 we say three minutes until four and I think there’s something fundamentally wrong with that

[flutejesus]

trombones: have the melody

me: w e a r e i n t h e t i m e l i n e G o d a b a n d o n e d

[portable-wing-wang]

One day, Mt. Rushmore is gonna be blown up and honestly, I don't know if that's a bad thing

[flutejesus]

it's gonna suck for all the local indigenous cultures for whom the mountain holds great cultural and spiritual significance

[portable-wing-wang]

Yeah and that was ruined by some smug pricks and their colonialism. What I mean is, them faces go bye bye? I might celebrate

[flutejesus]

i’m not native so i won’t say much more on the matter but. having a sacred space desecrated doesn’t make it less significant. plus a mountain blowing up will destroy the ecosystem that the mountain is a part of, and South Dakota really doesn’t need that

[portable-wing-wang]

One day, Mt. Rushmore is gonna be blown up and honestly, I don't know if that's a bad thing

[flutejesus]

it's gonna suck for all the local indigenous cultures for whom the mountain holds great cultural and spiritual significance

[grumpy-composer]

It was important to me that you all saw this.

[gif87a-com]

[eevonb]

sound up.

[geekyjessica]

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.

[curvethemoonshine]

🤣

[lexkixass]

UNMUTE

IT’S WORTH IT

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[roasted-by-the-band-directors]

“We may have been wrong, but we weren’t as wrong as the brass and that’s all that matters.”

—saxophone

[heavysplatling-remix-archive]

rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine