incorrect quotes

i am incorrect bass clarinet (go take a look at my other blogs @incorrectdrummajorquotes and @incorrectguardquotes) (i am incorrect drum major/sabre)

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drumline captain: *acts like an average human being for once*

drum major: someone did too much of the devil's lettuce today

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nobody:

guard captain: *screams for a long period of time*

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trombone: so i thought that was a good idea

guard captain: well you were obviously wrong

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trumpet: so i was wondering if-

band director: don’t finish that sentence

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clarinet: you know, sometimes i wish i knew why i suck

saxophone: sis it just be like that sometimes

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band director at a show: you’re doing great, i am so proud of you, this is the best band i’ve had in years

band director in class: man i really wish y’all knew how to play your instruments

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announcer: drum major, is your band ready?

drum major: probably not but let’s get on with it