bed, bath, and bad decisions

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[mikica]

Sorry everyone i keep trying to be online but they keep sending me on fucking quests and side quests

[bandnerdleo]

I love it when science textbooks describe something as a phenomenon like yes please give me the fucked up knowledge

[bandnerdleo]

it's honestly really embarrassing that I've just now gotten covid in the year of our lord 2022

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

insane clown posse lyrics are like "the rich gettin richer the poor get poorer i fuck a bigot's mother then i punch him in the boner (clown noise)

[punkrock-bottom]

[evilnicegirl]

[xaeyrnofnbe]

[animalyears]

Hi hi hi hi hi bomking my face on you like a small cat. Hello. Hi

[valtsv]

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

[valtsv]

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

[bandnerdleo]

welp time to delete "minor" out of my bio

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[ballwizard]

Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Bitch

[artificialflav]

Majestic being resting in the roses.

[transfemininomenon]

i know its been Years but i still truly cant get over the implication that LA gangs would both know about markiplier and also care enough about him for him to be a target

[eight-ball-juice]

CONTEXT HELLO???

[transfemininomenon]

you had to be there

[airsignz]

[gothish]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[jilf]

the psp+ps vita were genius for having charm loops on them nintendo fucking take notes

[jilf]

the switch wishes