pure angst

Jess. 21. ISFP. College student. I adore music & art & I'm kind of trash.

[bandsnboardsports]

www.rbnjb.com?a=59357129

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[05h59]

[wombshaker]

one thing i realized a while ago is that some crushes are better left as crushes. sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.

[p-rose]

Now this….. is facts.

[bandsnboardsports]

Look at himmmm

[rainbow-femme]

Ursula is the best Disney villain. She doesn’t do what she does to take over a kingdom, she just does it cause she enjoys it and happens to get a chance to do it to the daughter of a king she doesn’t like. And what is the thing she does? Use poorly constructed contracts to trap mermaids and turn them into worm people for her worm people garden. Not slaves or anything useful like furniture, just sad worm people that sit in her house and be sad. What a bizarrely specific form of chaos

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[wackd-archive]

Finally reblogging with source. 

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

[asksomecoolkids]

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

[tattooingisanart]

Kirk Jones

[tattooingisanart]

melaniemilnetattoos

[loganmartintran]

Instagram: loganmartintran

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[chunkecheeks]

back when i was a freshman in high school there was this one art project involving hot wax so we had a huge vat of it outside of the classroom and kids were like sticking stuff in it and playing with pieces so as soon as i saw it i went OOH WAX and literally stuck my entire hand in it

and my teacher SCREAMED and several students yelled out some “oh my god”’s and i realized why as soon as my hand was submerged because that shit was very very hot but i didn’t want to be known as the dumbass who stuck their hand in burning hot wax and suffered an injury so instead of pulling my hand out and screaming i somehow managed to keep a straight face and just went “what?” and my teacher was just like “oh my god… that’s really hot wax, are you okay?” and i was just like “oh? it is? i can’t feel a thing” and just kept my hand in there for like a solid 30 seconds in excruciating pain before pulling it out

that was honestly the most fierce power move i ever pulled 

[blackpyrefly]

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

[arobotmadeforjerkinu]

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

[blackpyrefly]

WH

[prettyhopelessfools]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[ithelpstodream]

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

[peregr1n-took]

there isn’t one single time I don’t reblog this, love him so much RIP

[enchantella]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what