hockey? i guess

moved to Canada and decided to learn about hockey, still not very good at this, i intend to be mad about brianna decker not getting 25k for years, habs fan by stockholm syndrome, red sox fan by birth, rooting interests in other games are arbitrary as fuck, follows come from my main blog inevitabledecaying

[slafgoalskybaby]

FUCK YOU ZADOROV

[calicoscareykatts]

I CANNOT DEAL

[bandwagonaf]

I have recently seen a picture of Xander Bogaerts that literally made my mouth water and I cannot stop thinking about it

[pedroias]

Shirtless Brock courtesy JD's Insta

[bandwagonaf]

Looked it up and this sucker costs like 900$ which is just. Deeply unfortunate. Because now I want one BAD

[bandwagonaf]

Do yall think Yankees fans are so obsessed with the idea that they live rent free in our heads because they are living rent unbelievably expensive irl?

[uncertainwish]

i, for one, firmly believe that someday we will all witness chris sale kill a man in cold blood on live television

[iwouldhavebroughtyouviolets]

Me: should I make this meme about Hilary Knight or Megan Rapinoe

Me: why not both

[bandwagonaf]

I have literally never blocked anyone on any platform ever in my life and I am about to block someone on Twitter for making good, fair points with regards to Cole Caulfield because it's making me sad.

[bandwagonaf]

Funny how everyone claims to love short kings but isn't out here stanning the Habs, who were the shortest and lightest team in the NHL even before adding our newest and smollest boy.

[calicoscareykatts]

Between Jesperi Kotkaniemi and Cole Caufield… the future of the Habs is very, very smiley 😊

[bandwagonaf]

Ok it is v fair that KK did not win the Calder and wasn't a finalist, but I am incandescent with rage that no one tossed him like, a fourth or fifth place vote.

[notrealhockey]

media: what’s your biggest weakness?

carey price: i’m vague

media: can you give us an example?

carey price: yeah

[bandwagonaf]

My only opinion on the Stanley Cup Final is this: Colton Parayko is extremely boyfriend shaped

[chrissalerevengetour]

ALWAYS listen to Chris Sale.

[bandwagonaf]

I just. Love. Cannot wait for my Brock Holt shirsey to arrive!

[pitchburgh]

what the fresh hell is happening in Boston

[bandwagonaf]

Benny and AC got bored? I know I did, cannot entirely blame them for trying to make it interesting for the fans

[bandwagonaf]

I thought saves were a dumb stat until the Red Sox COULDN'T FUCKING GET ONE

[bandwagonaf]

Some people like to talk a lot of shit about stanning the CWHL without nuance, then turn around and stan the NWHL without nuance.

Note: this is not about players, who are all doing their best in difficult situations and building the game as best they can.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We are exactly in the middle of 6/9/1969 and 6/9/2069

[noahsdiscourse]

THIS ONLY WORKS TODAY