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Please god obliterate the eagles and the chiefs today. Please explode both teams and make them die. May their blood mist the camera lens and feed the grass of lincoln financial and arrowhead stadiums. Thank you. Amen.

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Off by a year but WE UP

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Still waiting for my family to realize the packers and steelers play each other this season

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Tears in my fucking eyes he still has the arm strength to rip a hail mary at 78 years old

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Rodgers is truly such a cranky old hag it makes me laugh

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In the span of just a few days I’ve seen the eagles lose, the chiefs lose, and the yankees be eliminated from the playoffs. One hell of a hatewatch 🚬

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I wish I had never gotten into the nfl I would be such a happier, nicer person if it wasn’t a part of my life. Truly.

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Getting gwen @lukeskywalking into football was a mistake because now she just ragebaits me all the time and it’s very effective because I’m already always mad about football

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Need Arch Manning to throw for 500 yards today or I’m going to start getting unpleasant to be around

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Justin Herbert light of my life putting on a masterclass AND outplaying Mahomes ain’t god good.jpeg

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2 for 2 this year on getting F grades on my fantasy teams lmaoooo

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Sorry but he’s hilarious

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How is memo getting a card when he’s on the bench leave my pookie alone

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Guatemala team fine as hell I hope they win it all if not my beloved Mexico

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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Get ready to learn Myles Garrett snapping you in half like a toothpick buddy

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*marge simpson grumble*

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christ.

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At a hotel. Last night during dinner they were showing the packers giants london game and now at breakfast it’s the packers cardinals playoff game like just say you hate me and want me dead

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Went to a restaurant last night and it was the packers 49ers divisional from a few years ago. Now I’m not saying this is happening because the new pope is from chicago but I’m also Not saying that because at what point does this stop being a coincidence

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At a hotel. Last night during dinner they were showing the packers giants london game and now at breakfast it’s the packers cardinals playoff game like just say you hate me and want me dead