Neighbors Who Go Bump in the Night

My girlfriend has an upstairs neighbor who keeps odd hours and makes a lot of noise. These are the true reasons why she makes so much noise. (Disclaimer: We cannot confirm the validity of this statement. But that doesn't mean it isn't true.)

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From the brain-space of Haris. 

"Thoughts on law, economics, sports, food, and pop culture. Not necessarily in that order."

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What are some of the ways your neighbors have BangClatterScraped their way into your hearts and onto your "Worst Person Ever" list? I'll try to create posts for the best stories!

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This has nothing to do with terrible neighbors.

This is just pure awesome.

You're welcome. 

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She is probably throwing some kick-ass raves up there. 

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I feel like this person really gets me. 

Source: The Chive

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I just want to be free-spirited 20 something who travels the world but also, like, I definitely need to be at work on Monday.

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Living the dream..

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9 Signs You’re “In The Zone”

She probably takes Wii Fit waaay too seriously. 

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"Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody. ...Except the people who live downstairs from you... f*ck those people."

- Richard Simmons

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She does freelance Quality Testing for Ugg Boots.

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Ini warned us this day would come.

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She went all Richie Rich on us and installed a bowling alley in her living room.

I think she's still working on achieving that perfect game.

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Much to our chagrin, she has mastered the ancient art of the "Lazy Man's Load".

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This has nothing to do with anything and is absolutely awesome in every conceivable way. 

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She never quite nailed the fundamentals in her childhood ballet class.

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She ran out of fux to give.

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Everyday, she saves Esmeralda from being burned at the stake.

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Her floor is actually one big Whack-A-Mole game board. My guess is she holds the high score is terrible.