mymy

Alien in disguise

[bangingvampires]

My headstone should have some shit like “mental health matters” on it that would be so funny

[bangingvampires]

I’m making myself sad finding parallels between Dan and Phil with me and my gf

[charthinksalotte]

Everything on repeat 🔁🤍

[serenisleepy]

[bangingvampires]

Being a broke college student but still thinking I would have the cutest cozy space

[bangingvampires]

What base is it when your girlfriend asks to see your tumblr 😟😟

[bangingvampires]

Look at my pokemon pull 😸

[applepieandcupcakess]

i mention my mutuals in irl convos like someone i know says “i’ve been really in to xxx” i’ll say “oh yeah my friend really likes that!!”

[bangingvampires]

I gave my girlfriend side bangs and got fomo since I grew mine out for easier mornings at college so I’m bringing them back

[lilislegacy]

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

[bangingvampires]

The most evil part about a lesbian relationship is when it’s so embarrassingly obvious that your girlfriend is too pretty for you

[xxheadfirstforhalos24xx]

Frank appreciation post (these pics specifically are 😏😏😏)

[bangingvampires]

Having a party at 9pm on a Saturday makes the entire day a waiting game

[silivren-vera]

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

[bangingvampires]

If I was president I would abolish squeeze lipgloss tubes

[bangingvampires]

Ppl hate on the mm/dd/yyyy format cuz it “doesn’t make sense” and post that dumb pyramid example and that randomly makes me so annoyed!! It’s legit the only way that makes sense to me because you never say “yeah it’s 24th February” you say “it’s February 24th”

Maybe I am dumb and illiterate but for me it just??? Should be that way??? This is not a good example of dumb Americans!! We have SO MANY other examples like the fact that our president doesn’t believe in human rights along with a good chunk of our citizens

[bangingvampires]

In case yall wanna see my heated rivalry rave vids from Vegas lmk!!