You're one step away from freedom.

idk man ive lost track of things i blog about

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

[whitepeopletwitter]

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[prettyonionbread]

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

[frankpunisher]

im screaming into my pillow

[frankpunisher]

YALL

[hairyberrytribbles-deactivated2]

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

[m-eowdy]

please give the instructions on a piece of paper so i can forget that i have it in 5 minutes

[myheartofmusic]

SAY 📢 IT 📢 LOUDER 📢

[averagefairy]

god I just want clear skin and a brain that functions properly and apparently that’s just too much to ask for on this bitch of an earth 

[loloftheday]

bjorng

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[nuclearhearts]

my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

you just killed my brothers

[nuclearhearts]

you’re welcome :)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[harkasun]

Clary Fairchild [textpost chain]

@baby-sidon, this one’s for you!

[ladyloveandjustice]

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[veryfunnymemes]

[newyorker]

A cartoon by Will McPhail.

[ruffboi-mags]