[100% REAL]

Stuff BTS have probably said to each other at some point.

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Seokjin: Can you turn on the lights?

Namjoon: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Seokjin: Honey, that’s sweet!

Seokjin: But I can’t see.

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Namjoon: Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Jungkook: But it also makes him lame as fuck.

Namjoon: Jungkook no-

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Taehyung: A fly flew into my ear. I think it’s eating my brain.

Yoongi: It’s gonna starve.

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Yoongi: Sometimes the members just get really stupid and silly and I feel like I’m the only mature one here.

Taehyung: QUICK THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Yoongi: *screeches and jumps up onto the nearest table*

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Namjoon: Alright everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have two minutes.

Hoseok: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Namjoon: No. I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

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Taehyung: Are you my friend or a bitch?!

Jimin: Can I- can I be both?

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Namjoon: What's your life motto?

Taehyung: Single and ready to mingle.

Yoongi: Bi and ready to die.

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Yoongi: I have no emotions.

Jungkook: *walks by and kisses Yoongi on the cheek*

Yoongi: *blushing* I have one emotion.

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Jungkook: It's not gay if I wanna date Taehyung, but like as bros right?

Seokjin: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.

Yoongi [eating chips]: I'm an expert. That's gay.

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Seokjin: I’m the most responsible member.

Hoseok: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Seokjin: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.

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Jimin: You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.

Jimin: Here.

Yoongi:

Jimin:

Yoongi: Is this your birth certificate?

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Hoseok: Im just trying to do my bestpacito here

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Seokjin: *accidentally trips and falls down the stairs dramatically*

Yoongi: Jin! Are you okay? *pulls him up*

Seokjin: Yep. I've kinda become an expert at falling for you.

Yoongi:

Yoongi: *drops Seokjin and walks away*

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AAAAHHHHH CONGRATS BABE YOU DESERVE IT*Throws confetti and celebrates*

THANK YOU I’M DFLKDJFDJ 

This blog started out of nowhere and look where it is now I feel like a proud dad <3

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OH MY GOD I ... 

5K PEOPLE ARE STILL READING THESE DUMB ASS CHATS

THANK YOU

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Yoongi: Hey, can you text me when you're on your way?

Namjoon: Potassium

Yoongi: What?

Namjoon: On the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is k.

Yoongi:

[sad music plays]

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Jimin: I can't reach the top shelf.

Yoongi: Neither can I.

Jungkook: Step aside, short people. I got it.

Jungkook:

Jimin: You can't reach it either, huh?