The Sprite is in Play (hiatus)

Your attention please. This is an important message for anyone hoping to listen to Family Song ... raise your ambitions.

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This is the First Officer speaking,

It's been a while, I hope you're all doing fine! This blog can be considered "archived" for the time being (let's be honest, it has been inactive for ages).

The simple reason why, is because I have been less passionate about BTS for a while now. I still love them so much, but I am more of a casual fan.

Maybe someday I'll make a post again. I know there aren't many that'll read this (it has been what... 2 years now... 3?) but I hope you're having a great day! Enjoy my little blog💜

Signing off.

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Hobi: What's happened?

Yoongi: You’ve lost the bags? 

Namjoon: It seems the bags may have been left in the store.

Seokjin: Masterly use of the passive voice.

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Jungkook: Am I in trouble?

Namjoon: Have a guess.

Jungkook: No.

Namjoon: Have another guess.

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Namjoon: Can't you just stand up to him?

Jimin: I try, but he just sort of steamrollers over me with his voice and his arms.

Namjoon: With his arms?

Jimin: Really hard to argue with someone with arms that muscly.

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Jungkook: Call me a cynical old bat...

Jimin:

Jungkook: Don't even think about it - but is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive?

Jimin: Jungkook, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives under way!

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Jungkook: My moustache ... it's at an early stage.

Hobi: What stage, Research & Development?

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Hobi: [does something cute]

Yoongi:I don't care.

Narrator:But Yoongi did care.

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Namjoon: I’ve been living a lie.

Seokjin: Just one? I’m living, like, twenty.

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Seokjin: Excuse me, Namjoon. But who made you the boss of us?

Hobi: You did.

Taehyung: You said 'Namjoon should be the boss.'

Jungkook: You took a vote. And it was unanimous.

Jimin: Then you made her a little plaque that said “Boss of Us” and put little sparkles on it.

Seokjin: ...Valid points.

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Hobi: You are not going to win this time, Jin-hyung.

Seokjin: An interesting theory. Let me propose an alternative one: I am going to win this time.

Hobi: Ah, but ...

Seokjin: And this is a theory I have built up from the following postulates:

one – I win every time;

two – this is a time;

three – I will win this time.

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Happy 2019! Being able to see these seven guys in Amsterdam this year was one of the highlights of my life. I will work diligently to make some entertaining blogposts💜

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Hobi: By the way, I’m supposed to tell you we’re having a Secret Santa.

Yoongi: What fresh hell is this?!

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