Silly Lad

I’m dumb stupid and begging for (insert penis joke here) Hellenic Polytheist

[banishedthumbs]

Horse?

No 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[peachfin]

You will rue the day you crossed me pal

[banishedthumbs]

Eat shit fag <3

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

resentment

[thingsaday]

"I get it, Rick! I get how frusturating it is to try to get things done while your sidekick shits the emotional bed!"

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Going nuts after that last episode. Dunno if it's intentional or not, but LOVE the symbolism of purple accompanying moments Morty (Prime or otherwise) goes off the rails.

[smartestmammalintheuniverse]

This is for Season 9. I don’t think it’s been played at all so that means it’ll be in the finale? Here’s the name and lyrics. (side-note: please ignore my grammatical errors)

“For Ages(feat. Wax//Wane & Ryan Elder)”

(V1) I get stuck on pages, you keep trying to turn, feels like I’ve been on this one for ages. When will I ever learn?

(V2) Now that I’ve forgotten what I set out to do. I need help burying the notion that it’s somehow about you. So I got through the motions. Wet my fingers with regrets to just turn back to pages full of poison, well, how could I forget?

(Chorus) I’d go anywhere just to be away from the pain. Where else can I run other than to you?

(V3) Oh my god, I’ve done it. Well, I read it out loud. When voices join in chorus all around it. So what can I do now? And yours was not among them. How I miss what you say. In all the days that I’ve gone on without you. You’re everywhere surrounding me.

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Usually every season or every other season has a montage with a heartbreaking song playing over it. Some examples, Planetina, the Spaghetti episode, Vat of Acid, the parallels between Morty seeing the new universe after destroying his old one versus Rick after killing Prime in Unmortricken, the first Unity episode has one that plays over the ending after he comes back from their planet. There’s always one at some point. I did wonder if it was with Ted’s montage, but it wasn’t.

It seems Morty is going to be visiting other universes where he has died and attend or watch his own funerals. It sounds like addiction specifically running back to a toxic partner, because they feel an odd sort of comfort. The devil you know is better than the devil you don’t. It seems to really be on theme with the season.

Proship DNI

[smartestmammalintheuniverse]

Rick taunts Morty whilst blackout drunk about how he’s going to turn out just like him, because addiction’s a genetic disease. He, later on, drugs him with a parasite that makes him hallucinate his pain and suffering into a happier scenario where he’s helping people. It turned an explosion into a happy cartoon sun. And somehow, he’s surprised and livid when Morty wants to see things that way all the time. Rick tells him that it’s inevitable that he’ll be a miserable addict. Morty watches in despair as his grandfather and mother drink to escape their pain. Rick’s still somehow surprised that Morty would think that using would be a valid option. After Morty marches off, Rick says that now would be a good time for a drink and then cut to Morty drugging himself.

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[tokkimins]

i was gonna put that text as the caption so now idk what to put here. uhhhhh jarona

[toonaviv]

and to think i wanted to kill you 2 times. in this quarantine you have become my friend

[weltenwellen]

The Quiet Machine Ada Limón

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[macabro]

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

[skippyisntfunny]

[oddlysexypancake]

[wikiphilia]

Major scientific breakthrough spotted. in the boundlessly chaotic void of linguistic misunderstanding

[reigobun]

the yearnerrrrr

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[sexhaver]

talking about ghosts and "spiritual experiences" in general is kind of tricky, because on the one hand, there's a lot of strictly anecdotal evidence for their existence, and if they aren't real, that would imply that literally every single piece of anecdotal evidence like that throughout recorded human history is actually evidence of people outright rejecting reality, the laws of physics and causality, and their own memories/experiences to fit a literally impossible narrative just because they want to believe it's true, which in turn would have extremely troubling implications for all theories and personal anecdotes in general. and on the other hand ghosts aren't fucking real and all those implications are true

[sexhaver]

like the central issue here is that you can say "ghosts aren't real" and someone will say "okay well my grandma's house has unexplained cold spots and people have heard voices there for decades after someone was murdered, are you saying that's just coincidence?". and responding with "yes + your grandma should check for gas leaks" is considered a more embarrassing thing to say than the thing it's responding to

[sexhaver]

never mind actually ghosts are real but only for this person's grandma

[haekchi]

Aged up Terumob for cardiovascular health

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[honeysparklesmash]

Fem heavymedic collab with dear @lebeden

[honeysparklesmash]

I thought what if the usual heavymedics would wear the outfits that we (me and lebeden) came up with for the fem mercenaries