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28 - she/her

[wikiphilia]

It's worse than you could imagine and better than you couldd hope for

[dawatcher]

[wikiphilia]

they changed the label of lindemans so it looks cringe what the fuck

[wikiphilia]

it's good to drink when you're trying to be gay or whatever but the label used to be so charming and rustic #enshittification

[wikiphilia]

i poisoned my amulet with impure actions that I did while wearing it and now I need to renew it with fresh blood 🙄 and I think I don't have any free evenings this week for that kind of bullshit so it's just not even useful for the next several days

[wikiphilia]

they changed the label of lindemans so it looks cringe what the fuck

[existentialdreadhead]

Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro on vacation writing Raging Bull

[wikiphilia]

this summer im gonna start dressing like H.I. McDonnough

[wikiphilia]

if I ever post about lusting after a folk musician you need to warn my loved ones because I am making one of my classic mistakes and need someone with power of attorney to put me in a medical coma

[kushblazer666]

[wikiphilia]

my friend has suggested that it is the summer of playing and having fun but I think for me it is going to be the summer of sleaze

[wikiphilia]

that one goodie mob song where they're talking about how much they love their moms is very sweet and then big gipp is just like "yeah she used to hit me a LOT. and she gave birth to me I guess" man maybe you didn't need a verse on this one

[wikiphilia]

10 pounds of pierogi

no joke

[girlparticledecay]

"you have main character syndrome for humanity and the aliens arent gonna wanna be your friend !!" yelled so hard with tears in my eyes that a tonsil stone flies out of my throat before i heelturn and angrily baywatch run away from you which shakes my big bouncy booty like crazy

[wikiphilia]

I came to work sick so I have been banished to the shop basement I'm down here in my little cavern and guess what? not even doing work at all

[wikiphilia]

they just let you do whatever down here

[wikiphilia]

everytime I get curious and try to look up numbers about hantavirus or whatever novel monkeypox type thing has been discovered on the East Coast, all the information where I live is still about how I guess everyone out here has turbosyphilis. and gov is just like "watch out!!" and there's no explanation for why this is happening at all. fake ass 1920s region

[wikiphilia]

its like double the national average in my county now ???

[wikiphilia]

everytime I get curious and try to look up numbers about hantavirus or whatever novel monkeypox type thing has been discovered on the East Coast, all the information where I live is still about how I guess everyone out here has turbosyphilis. and gov is just like "watch out!!" and there's no explanation for why this is happening at all. fake ass 1920s region

[wikiphilia]

I came to work sick so I have been banished to the shop basement I'm down here in my little cavern and guess what? not even doing work at all