Stupid things my friends say to me or each other

A collage of what I have to deal with in my daily life since I find it kinda funny

[banter-between-friends]

👁️: "pop open inside my ass already" @ crossaint can 🍃: *Wheeze from laughter*

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🍃: “He(📝) has small dick energy but you(👁) have small twink energy”

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👁: “That spider came for my pussy and i know it..”

🍃: *Dying from laughing so hard and for so long*

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(talking about a spider under my bed)

🍃: “he’s gonna skadadle up there, get cha and say ‘wus poppin pussy?’”

👁: “that bitch better fuckign not or else i’m gonna jump off my bed and smack my own ass...”

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👁: “🎶 all you lady’s pop your pussy like this,

shake your body don’t stop don’t miss🎶”

🍃”🎶 I’m going to hit you with this🎶” (an umbrella)

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👁: “I want Captain Falcon to Falcon Punch™️ my pussy”

🍃: “Jesus fucking Christ...”

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👁: “Did you just call Pennywise a pussy?”

🍃: ”yea i did”

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👁: “...I know you can like get tubes tied and eggs removed but why not get the whole pussy scooped?”

🍃: *snort*

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🍃: ”Day (📝) can choke on like, twenty tampons”

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👁: “It’s not my house until I piss myself in the basement”

🍃:*Wheeze*

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🍃:“Murder by Mooch??”

👁:*slurping sound*

- me and Britt at our local library

The actual title of the book was “Murder by Mocha” by Cleo Coyle

[banter-between-friends]

👁: “Isn’t Mothman tecnically a furry?”

🍃: “Shut the FUCK up”

[banter-between-friends]

Guide for the people on this blog

Fürst 😸

Alex 🌚

Ängst 🌈

Britt 🍃

Cyd 🎮

Day 📝

Luna 🌸

Tea 👓

Joli 🌻

Leaf 👾

Salt 🐶

uwu 🎧

Fin (me) 👁

[banter-between-friends]

🍃: “Thor, are you thick?? Flash once for yes, two for no”

lightning:*flashes once*

*both scream*

👁&🍃:“HE THICC!!!”