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Banzai Hyena | 21 | Halfblood | Slytherin | Defense Against the Dark Arts TA

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I will be having a talk with Scar though. he upset the wrong fairy!

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Go right ahead, maybe he'll listen to you based on the sheer fact that you're not me.

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Then I will be looking forward to it. 

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Good. I would hate for your night to be ruined over my boss being an asshole.

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Maybe you can sway back and forth and ill get in my fairy form and sit on your shoulder…We could technically still dance together.

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Of course we can, my love!

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….Fine. I guess i will if Jack will take me…As friends though of course..

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I'm sorry babe, you know I would take you if I could.

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*poofs into human* Well did you tell him i am not a student?

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I tried to explain that and the fact that you aren't actually 17, he didn't care. He's a dick.

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…what is it?

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I'm supposed to be chaperoning... Scar's little way of saying "fuck you" to me I guess. He doesn't approve of me dating a student.

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Oh the balls tonight!! *flying and twirling around*

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Oh yeah... about that.

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*poofs into her form and throws a snowball at him*

 Your forgiven love…now we can kiss.

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And I thank you for your fairness of heart...

still…. *scoops up a handful of snow and makes another snowball* Now you’re big enough for a fair fight! *throws it at her and laughs*

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*gets hit and falls into the snow*

Don’t hit tiny fairies! When i turn into my bigger form your going to get it. *sticks out tongue*

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I'm sorry... just get bigger then so you can punch me... and I can kiss you.

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I’m adorable? Oh because i stuck my nose in the snow.

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I think it's just because you're you... 

Think fast! *throws a snowball at her*

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It’s snowing on christmas!

…That was not a good idea.

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You're adorable, you know that?

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You're an idiot, just look at this paper... it's awful. Leave my office now.

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*smiles* Alright let’s go cuddle and watch it. If your so enthusiastic about it I’m sure i will love it.

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Come on then *laughs and takes her arm, running back to his room*

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Is this when I say i hope I like them? Or that i hope they are terrible?

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I mean its the greatest piece of shit you will ever see... ever. It's kind of like a documentary of my life, but not really at all. It's beautiful. You'll love it.

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Sounds like a yes too me.

That…actually sounds pretty great. Although i haven’t really seen any movies to call terrible. I’ve watched like one or two movies since I have been in this world.

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Your words not mine.

Oh really? Then buckle up and prepare yourself for Birdemic: Shock and Terror... the first cinematic wonder of the world.

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Maybe i was, But I’m pretty sure you dream of me more. *pokes his hip*

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*laughing* Maybe...

Hey... What do you say we blow this popsicle stand? Fuck classes... Let's take a day off, call in sick or something. We can just curl up in bed and watch terrible movies.

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…My class books.

I over slept and forgot them…I blame you *smirks*

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Good job.

Oh is that so? Was someone dreaming of me last night?