I have words and actions sometimes

between love and war is mercy

[bappr]

In line at Chipotle with a q of jazz cabbage in my cargo pant pocket double meated up

[bappr]

Boxer briefs folded so crisp you could cut silk with them

[bappr]

I’m trying to cultivate my inner qi and bitches talking in my ear about becoming their malewife

[bappr]

I'm sitting on this airbnb couch butt naked drinking modelo all my clothes n shit washing after the beach

[bappr]

RIPPED the gas station cart and hit the stanky leg in a cold shower for at least three and a half minutes

[bappr]

Told my uber driver to pit maneuver a kia soul and I'd give him $5 and he did it before I even told him I'd pay extra

[bappr]

Baltimore is a city like New York City, but not a city like Washington DC

[bappr]

"Boy" is a stinky word the same way "grunt" is

[bappr]

Ripped the freakbob cart to the grocery store bought 3 bananas

[generalzar0ff]

You’re doing some cocomelon shit in the tags, is this what you wanted?

If this account is run by an AI, then uhhh oops.

[bappr]

YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT OMG (image for ref)

No I'm not ai at least not yet but the Bugs are Coming

[bappr]

Woke up in the middle of the night and wrote something down quick with urgency, I woke to a cryptic message:

Gorillas in the morning, muffin for work, use vinyl this week

[bappr]

Eating yogurt with such a passion they called me an industry plant

[bappr]

*picks up my first water bottle, finding it empty*

Bollocks

*picks up my second water bottle, finding it mostly full*

Scallywag

[bappr]

Bought fake Louis Vuitton just to put my dirty laundry in it. I haggle fake designer street dealers in New York City just for the game

[bappr]

Just ate Greek yogurt that shit was like making a zen garden

[bappr]

In the apse of an H-Mart admiring imported fruits and vegetables

[bappr]

Hotboxed an igloo only big enough for people under 6 foot

[bappr]

Being an adult is great I'm eating a banana and some baklava high off some shit called grape limeade