Sherlock finds John at the pool. They have a chat about vegetables. …

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Sherlock finds John at the pool. They have a chat about vegetables. …
Sherlock sat there, hoping nobody had realized he’d answered a banana instead of his phone.
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Now I’m imagining the same thing but on the roof of St. Bart’s.
“It is just a cat, stop poking it.”
the #Lestrade_with_a_kitten tag where you can learn about cats, Lestrade and other such nonsense!
If only we could’ve actually had the Lestrade Spin Off.. the information that we could’ve learned off him.. the scenes where he’s just oblivious and not always there when Sherlock is in trouble or not…
I still mourn for the loss of this..
Did you forget about the scene where Lestrade is just in his flat, doing dishes for a good solid seven minutes, humming to himself when he gets a call and eventually goes to a crime scene....
You know... this scene!
Ok, for real though, I have always said that I'd spend an hour a week watching Lestrade doing dishes. Here it is in action!
AU where they are all emo instead of normal.
What a cheerful looking bunch!
This one post about my job has gotten like a thousand notes in the last ten hours.
lol, well I’m glad people liked it…
I mostly do Sherlock based comedy Photoshop nonsense.
If you are interested in that, please follow!
Funny stuff.
I had another client today get confused and upset at how I labeled their final file.
(If you don't know already, I'm a graphic designer)
The filename was something like "ProjectnameFNL-BLEED-DIE.pdf"
I also named the email "Projectname Final File - Bleed & Die"
Now, for the non-designers out there, a bleed is how you get the picture to the edge of the page in a document. You can't just print an 8.5x11 page in that situation, you have to print a larger page, and trim it to 8.5x11, and that overprint that you cut down is called the "bleed".
Die is short for dieline. If you are printing something in a different shape than a cutter can make (basically anything without straight lines) then you need a die. A die also helps trim things a lot faster, some can do a hundred sheets at a time, as opposed to manually doing it (which I'm not even sure how you'd even do that)
In this situation, I was making a box. They are notoriously tricky, but I've done a bunch before. And the person I was dealing with was new, and she had to send along the final approval to her boss.
She wasn't rude, but was clearly uncomfortable in our meeting today. I really had to explain it to her, and said that these were industry standard things and her printer needs this info. I also have worked with her boss before and absolutely knew that they'd understand the terms.
This is a kind of sample of what I mean. The dieline is the pink line. It is where things will be cut. You can see that it is a special shape that can't just be cut out regularly.
Everything blue outside the pink line is the bleed. you won't see any of that in the final folded box.
And the white lines you see are just the fold lines. They are usually part of the die line, but have a different process to use them.
So yes. I had a client today assume I was telling her to bleed and die, and I had to explain that it was just print terminology and I'm not a psychopath.
I’m not sure if I mentioned this, but I decided to start volunteering at the local branch of Canadian Blood Services.
I don’t see a lot of people since I work at home, and I wanted to have an outlet for my social batteries.
I did the training yesterday and now once a week, I get to be the juice and cookie lady!
(There’s more to it than that of course, but it is the big part)
I had my training yesterday and had a great time. They said I was a natural. I had a “refreshingly enthusiastic engagement” with the donors and I was happy to chat with them.
And I got to spend time with happy people. There were a lot of different charities on my short list to volunteer and spend my time, but I realized that I wanted to be around some other happy people. At Canadian Blood Services, all the donors are there by choice, because they want to do something good. The volunteers are there to give back. The nurses and staff are lovely and it is a really positive environment.
If I had volunteered at Mamas for Mamas (my original choice) I think it would have been harder to be with people that are in difficult life situations. So I will donate my money and gifts at Christmas, but my time can be better spent elsewhere.
Looking forward to this, my first solo shift is going to be in a few weeks.
When I was living in a terrible apartment, suffering some massive depression. I had to take daily trips to the local Mental Health centre. It was just a half a block away.
Across the street from the mental health centre was a locally run convenience store where I’d usually get a treat or whatever.
One day, therapy lasted a lot later than I thought it would and I was starving, so I run to the store to grab something before I crashed. There was a youngish person at the till. I usually had seen the owner during the day, but this young person looked bored and … embarrassed for me to be there? It was weird.
So I grab my snacks to pay and I make some polite conversation, and there’s the sound of shifting furniture coming from upstairs. I was curious and asked her if the occupants were moving out. She went beet red.
Turns out it was a brothel. Or technically a “massage parlour” called something like ‘Secret Garden’.
Once the clerk had gotten over the embarrassment, we got to chatting. She said that the worst is when this guy comes in, and she knows it’s him because she hears him shout “Yee-HAW!” At the top of his lungs around ten times per visit.
I can’t even remember the clerk’s name. But when I saw her and she looked especially grumpy or stressed, I’d just say “Did the yee-haw man come back?” And we’d have a little laugh.
I passed this place again today and saw it has changed names, it is now called “Sweet Passion” which I think is a more obvious as to what genuinely goes on at this business.
Baker Street Boys, ready to drop their next single.
Tell Me Why (Ain't nothing like a good case)
To the tune of I Want it That Way by the Backstreet Boys:
SHERLOCK (rattling off deductions):
He died at half past three No signs of forced entry A locked room murder disarray, I solved it anyways.
LESTRADE (trying to figure out what Sherlock is talking about)
Tell me why? No blood was found on the scene Tell me why? The ladder really was green. Tell me why? The footprints made it child’s play…
SHERLOCK (smug): I solved it anyways.
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Hello my Cuties!!
It's been a week but honestly feels like ages. Got some figure skater Sherlock and hockey player John for you!
very much inspired by this post by @inevitably-johnlocked so, thank youuu! Unfortunately, I can't tag the anon :((
Much love! <3
These pieces are mucho old but fit your tale! I hope you like! @justanobsessedpan
John suddenly wishes he didn’t turn to the article.
Sweet Jesus. Hold me.
Last night for dinner, i had some leftover shredded. Chicken and some sliced mushrooms, so I thought I’d make a pasta with like an Alfredo sauce.
So I went to the shop, grabbed a sauce and a few things and came home.
The cream sauce I thought I got was garlic Alfredo. What I had actually got was the pesto Alfredo.
The thing is, I only noticed that after I dumped in the jar into my cooking ingredients, and the smell of herbs was overwhelmingly strong, to the point where it was smelling medicinal.
I tried to fix it with all the tricks I knew, but nothing was cutting the strength of the herbs. I was about to throw the whole thing out and order pizza, but my wife came downstairs and said no no no it is fine I’m sure it tastes great. Kind, but not accurate.
It was horrible. But she ate her entire portion without complaint, only saying afterwards that it was a little strong tasting, and we should probably buy a different brand next time.
I love my wife. I could have made her stir-fried garbage and she would have tried to make me feel better about it.
It certainly pays to clutter your brain.
Fun Fact! I really love this piece, but there’s a spacing issue on the third line of the final clue that drives me absolutely insane every time I look at this. There’s a good reason for it! I had to change it in a hurry as I had already posted it saying something else.
If you look at the image below, this is a screenshot from one of the first few seconds of S3e2. I think it had just come out. And I noted that this had said DCI Lestrade, not DI Lestrade. It was never mentioned in the show other than a quick second of a newspaper clip.
As soon as I had posted this, someone sent me a message that this was not the case, this was somehow a mistake the show had made… And I didn’t know what else to do but quickly take the post down, make a very quick change, and put it back up without saying anything. The screenshot website had not been updated to add the new episode yet, so I had no proof otherwise.
Anyways… True or not, this newspaper at the beginning of TSoT says Lestrade was promoted.
This means something entirely different in my Tumblr-poisoned mind than they probably intended.
If your fan work isn’t thirsty these days, then get off tumblr.
I was cleaning up some old folders on my computer and found a stack of images I had totally forgotten about.
It makes me want to see if my old computers have the original photos.
If you don't recognize this, these are characters from one of my favourite video games, Earthbound, and its sequel Mother 3. I made them for an online friend in like... 2010. Of course this was the best photo he took of them... but they were super fun to make.
Made of Sculpey. Took ages to do.
Also, red Sculpey is awful. the dye is horrid, gets everywhere, and stains everything. It is the worst colour. I'm usually good at mixing colours, but the red is so strong and messy, it is awful to use. If you need pink, buy pink, don't try to mix it and use red sparingly.
They were based on these versions of the characters from the promo material, and I added a bunch of the support cast as well. Mine weren't quite as good as these, but I think I did a pretty good job.
It was fun.