Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall

Name's Tido Monrey. Call me Tidus and we're going to have problems man. Guess I am here now. Es hora de que esta fiesta empiece por aquí.

[adreamsnocrime]

… Want help?

[barbecuedchihuahua]

Of course. The more, the merrier. 

[adreamsnocrime]

…I’ve gotta meet this guy…

[barbecuedchihuahua]

[makes a face] I'm going to get him. 

[shockinglyshelby]

Hmm..no boyfriend of mine is going to be out pranked by someone else but me. What are his weaknesses?

[barbecuedchihuahua]

Not sure yet but he has a son that is one of us. Stephen, who shares the warehouse with me. 

[shockinglyshelby]

And why do you want to get this guy?

[barbecuedchihuahua]

... He keeps being able to counterattack my pranks. 

[adreamsnocrime]

Wait… What?

[barbecuedchihuahua]

He. Beats. My. Pranks.

[streetsavoirfaire]

He has to have some kinda weakness you can play on. 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

... Maybe his son knows. 

[streetsavoirfaire]

What’s the plan? 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

... Don't know yet. 

[streetsavoirfaire]

Sure, it’s been a while since I got into some mischief. 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

Excellent. Shelby is helping too. 

[shockinglyshelby]

[kisses him] Who’s the poor soul?

[barbecuedchihuahua]

Jermaine Murphy, Aerospace Engineering professor. 

[streetsavoirfaire]

*Shakes his head* You’ll think of something. 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

Wanna help? 

[shockinglyshelby]

I can help.

[barbecuedchihuahua]

Excellent. [kisses her] Knew I could count on ya. Better yet, he wouldn't be expecting you.

[streetsavoirfaire]

Oh Tido, he’s a teacher. 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

So? 

[streetsavoirfaire]

How the hell did he manage to do it in the first place? 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

I threw a wrench at him... And he grabbed the back of my shirt. 

[streetsavoirfaire]

Dude, he locked ya in a closet, is it even wise? 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

[glares] That bastard will not get the chance to do that again.

[streetsavoirfaire]

*Looks over from eating pizza* Still on about getting your own back on Jermaine? 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

[nibbles on his own pizza] Si. I will get him. 

[barbecuedchihuahua]

... Must think of something... Something that will take him down. 

[adreamsnocrime]

Why?

[barbecuedchihuahua]

.... He keeps beating my pranks...