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[blancapadlla]

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TYLER: IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE

TYLER: I LOVE HIM TOO BUT LBR HE'S LET HIMSELF THE FUCK GO

TYLER: :)))))))

TYLER: that's mean :)))

BARBARA: HE'S STILL FUNNY I CAN'T LIE

BARBARA: THAT'S SO TRUE .. IT'S TRAGIC

BARBARA: stop i didn't mean it !! we're too good of buds !!

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nikolcnas:

you’re not so B A D yourself, barbie doll ! i try my best, especially for the people who deserve it. true… but wine can comfort you in ways diamonds couldn’t even begin to cover.

now you’re just flattering me, nina. well you deserve the world and so much more as far as i understand ! you’re PROBABLY right. it’s just been awhile since i’ve let my wine comfort instincts fall through !

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vcnesscs:

the cutest thing to me earlier today. i was walking around downtown, when all of a sudden a group of kids stopped me & asked for a picture. of course i said yes, because i love my fans, but what caught me off guard was when the little eight year old ask me to sing say ok. like, she was obviously too young to even KNOW that song, but it still warmed my heart she did. damn, call me a sap.

aw that’s so adorable ! i love meeting little fans, they’re always so precious. it’s all just so innocent. let’s not get into the teenage angst of that song though because i just might start crying as i think about it !

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cindyismz:

i fucking HATE romantic comedies. they are the most useless movie genre out there. let’s be real, nothing ever works out all happy go lucky. it’s such bull shit.  i don’t know why people buy into it. life’s not a fucking movie. you and your boo aren’t going to run into each other’s arms while upbeat music plays in the background. fuck those movies out there promoting lies.

ugh who has the TIME for romantic comedies anyways ? they’re just spreading lies about how relationships are supposed to be and not one relationship has ever been that way !

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codyvllen:

i couldn’t really give a fuck if people cared for me or not. if they don’t, then that’s all the better in my opinion. but are you done now ? just hearing you speak is like an incessant parasite sucking out my all my energy.

no i’m not done because i really enjoy pissing you off. it’s kinda fun.

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nikolcnas:

 yes ! give into me ! good ! this is GREAT progress ! yeah, yeah, yeah, i’ll let you think whatever you want for n o w, barbie doll. okay. so–important questioning, diamonds or precious stones ? or… BOTH ?

what can i say ? you’re impressively charming, not that you didn’t ALREADY know that one. both ? but diamonds are a girls best friend . . so !

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TYLER: LET'S GET THE WORLD TO BE NUDISTS

TYLER: ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT I JUST PICTURED GORDON RAMSEY'S SAGGY OLD MAN DICK I'M OUTTIE

TYLER: YES IN /PRIVATE/ !!!!!!!!! !!!!

TYLER: i'm nOT doing you in any way pls :))

BARBARA: STOP YOU JUST RUINED GORDON RAMSEY FOR ME

BARBARA: AND I LOVE THAT MAN WHYYYYYYYY

BARBARA: WELL THAT'S .. !!!!!

BARBARA: um good bc :))))) no thx

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bicberism:

❛ the media’s usually RIGHT when it comes to who i’ve been sleepin’ around with but UNFORTUNATELY, – i haven’t gotten there with you. nice to know, though. ❜

❛ it’s kind of a thing for some odd . . very ODD reason. as flattering as it would be, i appreciate the level we’re on now ! ❜

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nikolcnas:

hm. we’re gonna have to do something about that then, because i will not STAND for it ! you’re the flawless one here, and that’s final ! and she’s charming ? shit, i need to put a ring on it. p r o n t o.

i’m gonna HAVE to at this rate ! fine, fine. i’ll just have to deal with it. um, it’s definitely you but no argument with you about it, obviously. you DEFINITELY do. 

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Outgoing texts - Barbs

LOLA: Nothing, nothing big at least, just lost a bet during a game of poker, its all cool!

BARBS: are you sure ?? :( sounds a bit .. questionable

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TYLER: CLOTHES ARE OVERRATED IF YOU ASK ME???

TYLER: haVE YOU EVER SEEN BATMAN CRY?? ?? ???

TYLER: lol :))))))) :)))) :)))

BARBARA: VERY VERY TRUE

BARBARA: NO BUT I'M SURE IN PRIVATE HE DOES !!!

BARBARA: don't do me like that :((((

[cloudfawn]

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codyvllen:

yeah, alright. keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. but we all know the truth to that. i’m a naturally grumpy person, people just have to deal with it. & if they don’t like it then, fine, i don’t give a fuck. personally, i’m shocked that people even adore someone like you. but, hey, some people are weird as fuck, so.

well it’s not exactly my fault you’re grumpy all the time. go outside, grab some sunshine, maybe put some in your ass while you're at it ! i’m not that bad, unlike you i’m pretty happy with things in my life and how i am. sad you can’t relate considering no one even cares for you, period.

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nikolcnas:

don’t be jealous of me, please ! if anyone should be envious of anyone, it’s me of you ! like, have you SEEN yourself ? i think you deserve some love right back atcha !

i am regardless though ! just CAN’T help myself. well i have YOUR love so i’ve got all i could ever ask for !

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TYLER: ACTUALLY I RARELY WEAR CLOTHES

TYLER: hUSH IM A MANLY FUCKING MAN

TYLER: oh....wouldn't i??????

BARBARA: OKAY SO NOT SO DRESSED

BARBARA: manly men have emotions too ty :)))

BARBARA: you wouldn't !!!

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jvckxg:

it’s really exciting, jack and i haven’t slept yet because we’ve been wanting to hear everyone’s feedback about it. let me know what you think about it. we’ve heard a few people say they’re excited about it.

well it seems to be doing really well so far ! congratulations on that. i take it’s taken you both a lot of time to finish to perfection right ?