where? when? what? why?

none will be answered in this blog most preferred pronounds are they/them or ze/zir agender achillean person

[bardishwuzhere]

boo

it'z ya being bard-ish and i wuz here jokes aside hello world! this is a blog i've decided to make on a whim so we'll see where it goes DA RULEZ: no bigotry at. all. be a decent friggin' person please don't ask invasive/personal questions and... that's about it hope you enjoy my blog!

[bardishwuzhere]

are you gay?

yes :3

[bardishwuzhere]

No escape

[bardishwuzhere]

i lowk forgot i made this blog i don't be remembering shit

[gabrielapazlima]

do they know

[bardishwuzhere]

.... they added sex what'd you expect?

[jorongbak]

So if Caine and Kinger finally have a father-son relationship… does that mean Kinger calls him by his first name, all three middle names, and last name when he’s about to unleash the full force of his parental wrath

[bardishwuzhere]

anyone got any suggestions on how i could more gay for this month?

[kuropin]

Jax and Kinger

[bardishwuzhere]

so real kinger (i'm lying)

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[bardishwuzhere]

i'm doing this but with a husband instead <3

[d3mqn]

[bardishwuzhere]

THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS. PREPARE YOURSELF.

[ricospriteart]

[bardishwuzhere]

i need to play pikuniku again it's on sale rn too

[bardishwuzhere]

i hurteded my back really scary experience tbh fully could not breathe for a good while anyways time to go back to being silly

[bardishwuzhere]

*turns up the gayness dial 'round here* mmmmm still too straight *turns up gayness dial to the max* oh shi- *gets obliterated and struck down by straight lightning*

[bardishwuzhere]

how do i art again i forgor