Incorrect BarkGate Quotes & Headcannons

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Thank you to all the new followers! If you want, I'm down to go back to keeping this blog updated. Let me know :)

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Incorrect Quote Link List

Consolidating my IQ links here. (Also if anyone else wants to help build the KyaLin ship please bug me about them. I'm recently getting into them).

@incorrectagathaallalongquotes, @incorrect-kyalin-quotes, @incorrecttheconjuringquotes, @incorrectcrelosiequotes, @incorrectdovessoquotes, @incorrectgentlemanjackquotes, @incorrecthicsqueakquotes, @incorrectintheheightsquotes, @vanityincorrectquotes Also, if I'm gonna have links here's my AO3:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Thank you to all the friends I've made through these blogs! (If you're not mentioned below I probably just can't remember your username or we're enemies. Who knows.)

@aca-gay @the-north-girl, @release-the-sheep, @pygmy-puffle, @queenofquestions, @oswinoswalddd, @calexinred, @thegeneralisalive, @paperairplanesopenwindows, @astrestoiles, @thatoneconjuringnerd,

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Had a dream that the Philly Justice thing was real but it was more like fast and the furious? Basically April did some sick car moves before pulling over to pick up Jen. She def did the roll the window down sunglasses wink thing.

My awake brain has decided:

April def tells her to get in with a cable and promise of candy

Jen rolls her eyes, and shoots back about how she’s not getting kidnapped for anything under 10k

Or me? -April

….or you -Jen

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Leslie: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! April: Even more humiliating than- Leslie: Let’s not do this.

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Man, talking to friends on the street: No one is perfect. Jen, walking past him: My wife is.

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*Cake By The Ocean playing* Leslie: Oh, I love this song! Jen: Yeah. Not bad for a song about beach sex. Leslie: *chokes* IT’S ABOUT SEX? Donna: WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS ABOUT? Leslie: CAKE!

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Jen: Babe, come over. April: Can’t. I’m having an existential crisis. Jen: No one is home. April: Are any of us ever really, truly home?

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April: Just go back to bed, you’re clearly sick. Jen, barely able to see straight, swaying on her feet: Yeah, lovesick. April: April: Just go lay down.

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April: You can’t come in! Jen: Why not? April: Because, uh, Tom's is naked… Tom: What?!? April: Well, I couldn’t tell her I was naked. She’s allowed to see me naked. Tom: Why does anyone have to be naked?! Jen: *Bursts through the door*

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Leslie: You’re smiling, did something good happen? Jen: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it? Donna: Andy tripped and fell in the hallway.

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Jen: So what time does the friendship express arrive? April: Leslie gets here at noon.

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Jen: I never brag. Leslie: You once called your face “proof of God’s existence” April, whispering: Well, she’s got that right.

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Drunk Jen, pointing at April: *proud* That’s my girlfriend, suckers! April: Your wife, Jen. Jen: *Even more proud* My wife! Even better!

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April: Jen’s out of town for a few days, so while she’s gone I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts. Donna: Why?? April: She’s pretty much 90 percent of my impulse control.

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Leslie: When you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush? Ben: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

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Leslie: Sorry, lost my cool for a second. April: Can’t lose something you never had.

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Jen: I am this close to losing it! April: Weird, it almost looks like your fingers are touching.