“Any schoolchild could tell you about it.”

he/him agender 20yrs || pfp credit!: @samwise1548 (shout out to @firneky and @errwhattheghost <3) || art requests are SO open

[barkingcrows]

damn i guess i ought to do something now that i have over 100 followers. so here are some ground rules i work under.

- i really just spam reblog. with a very occasional shitpost, and an even rarer art piece

- i have hardly any filter. if i normally wouldn’t want to see it on my dash (but i think it’s funny this time for some reason), i rb to my alt for things i wouldn’t post on main. if i feel like my mutuals wouldn’t want to see it but i want to interact, i rb it to my alt

- if you would like me to tag for a certain trigger warning/content warning, please let me know through dms or an ask

- right now the only thing i tag for is tma spoilers. anything past the finale of the magnus archives season 3 gets tagged for spoilers unless it doesn’t have enough context to be an explicit spoiler. tma 2 stuff generally doesn’t get tagged either. yet (as of 10/25/22) || EDIT 02/09/24: i now tag for magnus protocol (tmagp) spoilers! the most recent publicly released episode gets tagged for spoilers for the entire week until the next episode comes out, once the next episode is released, the previous episode(s) stop being tagged as spoilers

- i don’t interact with nsfw stuff generally just because i don’t like it. but that doesn’t include dirty/dick jokes. and if i do interact with dirty jokes, i don’t tag them. yet. if i’m asked to i will

- i have no tagging system. no queue either. i don’t know how it works and it’s easier to just spam w/o tags HAHA || EDIT 08/02/23: i do have a very simple and subject to change tag system that will be listed below!

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tag system

#important — posts that i deem important for my blog and want people (especially newcomers) to see

#barkingcrows art !! — my art tag

#crow barks — anything that is an original post or i add to it

#not a reblog — anything that is an original post or i add to it || EDIT 10/09/23: new tag for this (#crow barks). #not a reblog may still be used in joint with the new tag but will no longer be applied to . well. reblogs. most old posts with this tag will not be changed

#barking from jail — any posts i made about having limited access to tumblr (as of 03/18/24, this issue has been resolved. feel free to still check out the tag, though!)

things i tag for

#tma spoilers

#tmagp spoilers

#goncharov

#long post

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[laura-t-draws]

Jon and Martin for @time-out-tales

[pidgefudge]

i do enjoy saying "in the year of our lord" "jesus christ" "on god's green earth" etc despite having been the furthest thing from christian my entire life

[queer-as-city-folk]

karaoke really should have a y somewhere in there

[queer-as-city-folk]

Okay, I am sufficiently humiliated

[queer-as-city-folk]

karaoke really should have a y somewhere in there

[queer-as-city-folk]

Okay, I am sufficiently humiliated

[thedgeofsleep]

IRON LUNG (2026) dir. Markiplier

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[paradoxgavel]

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

[aquilacalvitium]

@ominous-signs

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[chewedcorn]

Every company from June 1st to June 30th

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks