barneysBallsOfFire

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tomorrow is july 1th

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if i really died would any1 even freakign missed me.

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Barney's Third Ball of Fire passed away peacefully in his sleep last night. He was 18. He will be mourned dearly. The funeral service will be held at Black Mesa North at 100 PM Combine Standard Time. Please bring flames because we will be setting his corpse ablaze

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every day i wake up and antlions swarmign my bedsheets... LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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vacate my quarters at once.

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every day i wake up and antlions swarmign my bedsheets... LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I miss her.

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every1 follow me we're goin strait to the citadel and we're gonna DANTS

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The scientists always wear lab gowns and gloves because they are pretty pretty princesses !

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*stiks it in

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Shot a man iun the head once

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got picked up by a combine scaner taken away 4ever

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Guards, fetch me that ANT!!!!

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*remembers im Guards* sighhh i have to do everything in this laboratory

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Guards, fetch me that ANT!!!!

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[at le fancy restaurant]: oooh.... this pussy is exceptional. is that crabs with cheese im tasting?

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If you eat ice cream sundaes on a saturday i heard the combine'll take you away

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Post = Pot Roast

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IM REALLY GONNA DO IT😭😭😭Lol jk pranked u giys !! 😊☺️