the J stands for Juul

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[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[d4wgm4]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB ROSS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was just reminded about “Dracula’s Queer Brother No One Cared About”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can’t make this shit up

[pronglewongle]

‘FOR THE LAST TIME, RADU! THAT’S NOT WHAT THE STAKES ARE USED FOR!’

You may interpret that in any way you please.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

either this gets deleted or you do

[cj-valentine]

Dracula: Impalement!

Radu: Impalement ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[karnalesbian]

*fucks around* :)

*finds out* :(

[rubyyoulazycat]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

Just a little four-year-anniversary reminder that YOU SHOULD NOT NEGLECT TO VOTE

[yourenotaloneinthis]

POLLS LIE BECAUSE PEOPLE ANSWERING THE POLLS LIE. ALSO THE POLLS DO NOT ACCOUNT FOR RACISM/WHITE SUPREMACY. YOU MUST VOTE. VOTE. SOME LOCAL CANDIDATES HAVE WON ELECTIONS BY AS FEW AS 30 VOTES. YOUR VOTE *DOES* COUNT.

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

Why do you hate cishet people so much

whats not to hate

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

fksjdcnksjnfjhd

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

what in the goddamn world

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

this blog doesnt condone nor condemn catboy art. i literally dont care. i look at one and feel nothing

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

STOP CALLING ME A CATBOY CENTRIST

[nflstreet]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[puyopuyo]

you KNOW we scavenging the sea floor for nutrients

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[zvaigzdelasas]

[estebun]

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

[izzyfandoms]

Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.

[angelcatsiel]

got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful

[djpaige13paige]

Basically if you get this message, don’t click on it, instead tell the person that you received that message. That way they know that they were hacked.

If I ever send you any message, especially if it has a link, message me back about the message before you click on the link. I will understand because things like this^^ can happen.

[liviastudiespsych]

Guuuuys. I’ve received this

I’ve checked with the person running the account and it was a virus. Sooo… Be careful

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!

[hazel2468]

Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.

[shallowspocketdimension]

This sounds so similar to this other thing when people send you a link to a cursed eurovision fanfic but it turns out to be a virus.

Please stay safe darlings!

[thatlesbiancrow]

yeah i don’t send links without context.

[libraryfag]

@thehugwizard

@one-time-i-dreamt

PLEASE BOOST

[thehugwizard]

BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bellandherbeast]

Let’s keep it simple people. Don’t open a link from someone you have never talked with. If you don’t know them. Ignore them. Seriously. It’s that simple.

Beast

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[popepauljohn]

[wereralph]

i feel like i’m having a fucking stroke but they’re right

[popepauljohn]

[wereralph]

i feel like i’m having a fucking stroke but they’re right

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[kingscrown666]

All of this is Gold. Pure Gold

[ambassadorquark]

[redpandarascal]

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

[spookygirlfriend]

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

[red-mercer]

He's manifestly both