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welcome to barstool columbia. you can come here to find out everything and anything about the students of the oh so prestigious columbia university. listen to some gossip, send in anonymous confessions, take a look at exclusive screenshots, we even got advice !

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thoughts on atlas?? i'm into their style

a lot of energy, but i think i could learn to like them. we’ll see about that though. looks like they’re getting themselves into a mess right now

@blackwoodhq

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DEAR BARSTOOL, i've been hooking up with this guy and we both really like eachother... but he's scared of being in a relationship.. :( what do i do?

talk it out. ask him what he wants. and honestly if he can’t give it to you, then he’s not ready. there’s no need to wait around for him. there’s plenty of fish in the sea

[barstoolcolumbia]

Least hot student's?

take a screenshot because this is probably the only compliment you all will ever get, but everyone has a bit of hotness in them. i’m slightly impressed

[barstoolcolumbia]

let’s get this connections page started up. we love to be in each other’s business so why not have an organized place. please send in all of your connections to the barstoolcolumbia page if they fit in any of those categories on the page so i can update it !

[barstoolcolumbia]

with welcome week in full swing what are you thinking of viv, wren, connor, leon, and georgie

viv — looks sweet but i can tell she’s sour

wren — i know she’s gonna cause some trouble

connor — too boring, do something

leon — who ?

georgie — hbic, enough said

@vivsolis @wrcnblxnchxrd @connorrivers @leonnotaninjaturtlecarvell @georgieavara

[barstoolcolumbia]

hottest students?

silver, milena, viviana, and priya imo

@silverfm @milcnas @vivsolis @dcbutante

[barstoolcolumbia]

what are you looking forward to the most in the next few weeks? is there anybody in particular you have your eye on?

H A L L O W E E K E N D ! people go crazy like it’s the full moon. as of right now i’ve got my eyes on everybody, so watch what you do if you don’t want people talking

[barstoolcolumbia]

who do you think is going to start the most drama during welcome week? who are you hoping?

just because the leaves are drying up doesn’t mean the drama has to be too. i doubt there’s going to be any drama for welcome week. i place my bets on halloweekend. everyone goes wild then. i want to see some more of aletta, arizona, and astrid. 

@alcttas @slimthicks @astrid-halland

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DEAR BARSTOOL, how do i get a guy to notice me?

should i remind you that you don’t need a guy to notice you ? we’re in 2019 baby, fuck em. besides what guy here at columbia is actually good enough for you ?

[barstoolcolumbia]

i heard georgie's ex is showing up on campus soon?? they're some musician?

good for her. the cat could have something to play with

@georgieavara

[barstoolcolumbia]

who are you liking so far? who is boring you already?

ari looks like he knows how to cause trouble. wren has been a fan favorite and same with georgie. boring me ? pretty much everyone, but the top list would be viviana, eleanor, and oliver. 

@rosentm​ @wrcnblxnchxrd​ @georgieavara​ @vivsolis​ @ncllies​ @oliversjames​

[barstoolcolumbia]

One night stands your dieing to see happen

i had to laugh when i found out emie and marco were roommates. would definitely love to see that happen

@marcodiangelo @winscmes

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Worst heartbreaker

can’t tell for sure right now, but by the looks of it victor has broken plenty of hearts in the past

@victor-reid

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Biggest dumb ass on campus

preston sounds and looks like he has a brain the size of a peanut

@milehighest

[barstoolcolumbia]

it’s honesty day for me too... send in things i’m getting bored

[barstoolcolumbia]

well well well look at that. i see some new faces in the dorms and of course some old faces. i’m sure you all know who i am. why else would you guys be constantly checking the page ? it’s a new school year which means it’s time to make some more memories. the last year bored me a bit, so i’m sending you all a challenge to do better.