Scare Fair || First Date 10.26.15
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Scare Fair || First Date 10.26.15
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[walking through just like la la la and then hears noises from the corner he’s walking past and glances to it, then freezes]Â
Bruce can be a cute name!
Darcy: [indignant] No, cause then I'd think of the shark from Nemo and he was mean!
Bart: She has a good point..
Coco? Poor guy never got a chance. Why not Bruce? Something strong?
Darcy: Because he's sooooooo cute!
Oh… He’s so small. *bends down and pets the dog gently*
Darcy:Â [clambers over and sits on Ada's feet]Â His name's Coco.Â
Bart:Â I tried to convince her to call it something else...but she's pretty stubborn.
I think I want to live here forever.
Darcy: We don’t mind that! [giggles as Bart opens the door and a puppy comes running out, to which she squeals and crouches, snuggling it]Â
Bart:Â [quietly]Â That was to make her not whine about being homesick anymore. Dad of the year.
*bites her lip* Oh…. Take it you don’t like him?
Who do you think cleans up its shit? [the puppy runs to ada, barking and jumping up as its tail wags]
I think I want to live here forever.
Darcy: We don't mind that! [giggles as Bart opens the door and a puppy comes running out, to which she squeals and crouches, snuggling it]Â
Bart:Â [quietly]Â That was to make her not whine about being homesick anymore. Dad of the year.
Yeah… A big freaking raise. *steps out of his car, continuing to stare* Dude, you do remember how tiny my house is, right? Three bedrooms for five people? I finally have my own room for the first time. This is… Wow.
[gets out himself, helping Darcy out before grabbing her bag] Well...at least it'll be a nice vacation? This place is pretty nice....
*just stares up at his house, eyes wide* Whoa… This place looks… Whoa.
Darcy:Â [giggles]Â We're home!
Bart: Dad got a raise [shrugs]Â
*chuckles, shaking her head as she leans her head on his shoulder again* Are we almost there? I am in a desperate need for a shower.
Hush. We'll be there soon. [pulls up outside a few minutes later]
I hate you so much. *laughs breathlessly* I can’t believe you did that.
Dude do you know me at all.
Bart! Oh my god. *buries her face in his shoulder*
[speeds away grinning as Darcy giggles]Â
Oh my god, are you, like, serious?
[rolls down his window and yells to a cop standing on the sidewalk]Â OFFICER ARREST HER PLEASE
I’ll take the first one, don’t believe the other two.
There wasn't a single "oh my god" or "like" in that sentence, trust me you're way better than them already.
Aww, Bart, don't be too hard on them. You don't love me for my knowledge of poets and writers, give them a chance.
I love you because you're simultaneously hot and interesting and cool.
It can’t be too bad. Sunny skies everyday. *glances out the window* Bombshells everywhere. You’ve probably made new friends.
Hey, Ada can I tell you a secret about SoCal girls and boys?
What is it?
They kind of have their heads up their asses. They're complete assholes if you don't like the stuff they do. At least that's the kind of people I'm around. The girls don't do anything past hanging out at the beach, homework and shopping...it's really frustrating. They think Keats is a jewellery designer. [looks at her all upset and stuff because he's such a huge nerd he hates this]
It can’t be too bad. Sunny skies everyday. *glances out the window* Bombshells everywhere. You’ve probably made new friends.
Hey, Ada can I tell you a secret about SoCal girls and boys?
*wants to punch him but finally buckles Darcy in* Okay, cmon, let’s go! *gets in the passenger seat*
[gets in and starts driving, but as he turns on the radio baby got back comes on and darcy begins…
Darcy: [cuts in] It’s sunny, Ada! How come you brought a jacket?
Don’t you remember? It’s always cold in North Carolina, Darce. *shrugs her jacket off and she’s wearing a low cut top underneath* But I came prepared.
Darcy: [excitedly] Has it snowed in North Carolina? Bart, if it’s snowed we gotta go home! I wanna build a snowman! Bart: [under his breath] Please don’t sing the- Darcy: Doooo you wanna build a snooowmaaaan? Bart: [groans]
*bites her lip as she let’s Darcy sing. She leans across the seat and rests her head on his shoulder, whispering to him* I really missed you.
[turns his head and kisses the top of hers, murmuring] I missed you more, beautiful. It sucks here without you.