R I N G K A M P F

marcel barthel, man who likes cats & caffeine. die matte ist hellig once, i wrestled with my greatest friend on earth; i presently toil in nxt and enjoy their catering. twenty-seven, very german, infp. das ist fälschung.

[theharrisonwebb]

Do I wanna drink, or do I wanna do exercise?

[barthels]

Neither, you want to put up tinsel.

[theharrisonwebb]

Have I missed much in my drunken stupor of an absence?

[barthels]

Come share with me, I’m extremely sober and it’s very unnerving.

[barthels]

You’re a mean man, Christopher.

[barthels]

...Tsk, tsk.  I’m even mushier now, my face on your blog. I cannot believe you.

[theharrisonwebb]

An old man with a nice face an’ a nicer body. He’s alright, even if he’s a geezer.

[barthels]

You like my pecs more than my eyebrows? Than my lips? ..Hmm.

;)

[theharrisonwebb]

Yeah, right. Let’s go with that.

[barthels]

...I’m so sorry you love an elderly man.

[barthels]

..This made me smile. Don’t have me feeling all soft, now.

[moustacheprince-deactivated2018]

barthels:

..I discovered my true passion in life: scary point und click games.

….Why does this not surprise me?

[barthels]

....Tyler, I am too typical.

[christcfarr-deactivated20200218]

barthels:

..I discovered my true passion in life: scary point und click games.

Interesting. ‘M always lookin’ for new ways ta scare the shit outta Ethan.

[barthels]

He’s tender.  Be kind to him.

[barthels]

..I discovered my true passion in life: scary point und click games.

[theharrisonwebb]

G e e z e r.

[barthels]

You’re jealous because I am better at puzzles.

[barthels]

..I discovered my true passion in life: scary point und click games.

[theharrisonwebb]

m gonna make ya wear it if that’s a two-pack… I can’t, apparently ‘s my permanent state of bein’ lately.

[barthels]

I've ordered two packs. Just in case something happens to the first. Ahem. ..mm. It wouldn't have anything to do with me, would it?

[theharrisonwebb]

Ok, but only if you wear th’ “lick me” one and I wear th’ “eat me” one.

[barthels]

...I'll consider it. 😏 Hush. Stop being cute.

[theharrisonwebb]

I don’t wear briefs, darlin’. Boxers or jock straps only.

[barthels]

Look how not-tacky this is.

[theharrisonwebb]

… Only bats I have on my knickers are Batman logos. Don’t think ya’ve seen those ones yet, though.

[barthels]

[theharrisonwebb]

Don’t go exposin’ my passive love of Halloween, ya geezer.

[barthels]

And bats as well - I forgot 🦇

[theharrisonwebb]

My Halloween costume is gonna be sittin’ on Marcel’s sofa gorgin’ on th’ sweets he bought for trick-or-treaters in my boxers. #Iconic.

[barthels]

They have tiny pumpkins on them. 💪🏼