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hannah, 18. winner of the zelda fitzgerald emotional maturity award. amateur new yorker. neurotic college student. likes tennis, c-span, campfires, and teddy roosevelt. what's next?

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breaking my tumblr dry spell just once for birthday girl yasmeen 

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thanks for being my best friend and just generally the best

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i detest the masculine point of view. i am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. i think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.

virginia woolf, the pargiters: the novel-essay portion of THE YEARS  (via cesaire)

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A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party 

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Holocene + Rain (requested)

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'Mean Girls' in Charts and Graphs [huffingtonpost]

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Please Don’t Say You Love Me | Gabrielle Aplin

Doesn’t mean my heart stops skipping when you look at me like that

There’s no need to worry when you see just where we’re at

Just please don’t say you love me

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Selina Meyer » 3x04 “Clovis”

“No ma’am, that’s Ron Jeremy” "I know he was a great actor, he was Scar in the Lion King!" "That was Jeremy Irons, Ron Jeremy is a porn legend." 

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u deserve someone who makes ur heart feel like 2:40 of hannah hunt all the time

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donna moss anon will return when birnam forest comes to dunsinane

OHMYGOD WHO ARE YOU 

TELL ME SO I CAN WORSHIP YOU

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knock knock who's there sam and his prostitute friend

WHO ARE YOU 

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON

COME HERE LET ME BEFRIEND YOU

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hi colin

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These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

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The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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fabulous 

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i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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It’s Easter weekend (well, almost), and over the course of the past four months I’ve met an exceptional number of absolutely wonderful people, and I felt like it was time to do an ~updated follow forever! You guys are the absolute best and I don’t know what I’d do without you- you’ve made my almost-three-years on this website some of the best and I adore each and everyone person who follows me and that I follow (so you should check out my blogroll for the full list of people who make my dash great!). I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday!

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