Cosmic Funnies
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
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Keni
AnasAbdin
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$LAYYYTER
Janaina Medeiros
roma★
#extradirty
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
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@basicallyidoyou
one year from now you’ll be glad you started today
six months from now you’ll be glad you started today
three months from now you’ll be glad you started today
one month from now you’ll be glad you started today
two weeks from now you’ll be glad you started today
five days from now you’ll be glad you started today
tomorrow you’ll be glad you started today
so don’t give up, think of the end goal
stay safe, you’ve got this!
can we get an icon of james right before he dies with airpods in
The dumb shit I make for people hiding behind the anon button smh
James.. James, move. JAMES, LILLY’S COMING. Oh god, he has airpods in, he can’t hear us.
play this at my funeral
angry james is fucking WILD
just because someone is a rapper doesn’t mean they need braids, dreads, cornrows or any type of black hairstyle.
ok so, i’m just gonna rant lol.
i love chan so so much, he’s my bias in stray kids and he is 👌🏾 this close to becoming one of my ults but his hair in the 3racha stage was not it.
chan is literally the most kindest, cheerful and respectful person and to see him get so much hate really makes me sad. and the fact that chan has twitter/tumblr or any other social media means that he can read all the hate he is getting from international accounts and fully comprehend it.
why do hairstylist keep doing this??? it’s happened so many times before, like with lisa, yoongi, bobby and others.
i know the artists have no say in what the stylist does but stylists and companies should know by now that whenever and idol has these hairstyles, they receive hate.
i’m not cancelling chan, and people genuinely shouldn’t cancel him over something he didn’t have a say in. i’m sure he’s going say something in one of his lives and maybe apologise or explain himself so let’s just wait and continue to support him, 3racha and stray kids.
Honestly, I see nothing wrong with Chan's hairstyle. If the stylist thinks he looks good in it, then let him have it. A hairstyle is simply that: a hairstyle.
How are we supposed to come together as people if we won't even allow cultures to mix with other cultures. That's like culture segregation and it's doing more harm than good.
i wish making friends was easier.
Man,,, Louis really ain’t real is he ..
Great grandma, you always know what to say!
Great grandma: *has a stroke* CHRISTMAS!
hang on
just think of all the good things that are gonna happen.
the stares
the silent wow’s
the verbal wow’s
people either want to be you or date you.
less food to eat!
less body to scrub and clean in the shower.
less oil on your face & hair.
you’re going to be as light as a feather,
more room for clothes in your closet,
more room for pillows and blankets on your bed.
just take some baby steps,
eat a bite less of your meal,
drink that extra water bottle,
take the stairs, silly, not the escalator.
spend and extra 5 minutes jogging,
focus on homework, not how long your fast has til its over.
s c h o o l i s a g r e a t d i s t r a c t i o n.
you got this, just hang on.
This is motivating as fuck
I get ignored so much my nickname should be
‘Terms and Conditions’
asking your friends about their kinks
Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos
I nuked it
[Meteor inbound]
Me: *is walking along*
*wild genie appears*
Genie: You have three wish-
Me: *without hesitating* I WANT TO BE SKINNY, I WANT EVERY FOOD I CONSUME TO BE 0 CALORIES, AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.
Genie: …shit, you good?
First all I wanted was a flat stomach
Then I realized I also hated my thighs
Then I noticed my arms needed lots of work
And thats when I realized I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY BODY AND I WISH I COULD JUST WAKE UP IN A NEW ONE
A Girl Named Ana - Unknown
I’ve seen this girl called Ana, She’s pretty, thin and tall, She has the smallest frame I’ve seen, And not one single flaw. I met this girl called Ana, She introduced herself today, She seemed so very nice at first, and says she wants to stay. I know this girl named Ana, She’s so perfect and it’s true, I’m so fat compared to her, But she’ll make me skinny too. I’m friends with this girl called Ana, I’ve started eating less, Hating the person in the mirror, My life’s become a mess. My best friend is this girl named Ana, I want her to always stay, All my other friends have left, But she will never stray. The only one I listen to is Ana, She’s so smart and full of advice, I’m starting to get smaller, My health the only sacrifice. I’m scared of this girl Ana, I can’t get her out of my head, It finally occurred to me, That Ana wants me to be dead. I hate this girl named Ana, She makes my life a hell, Someone please hear my silent screams, Cause she won’t let me tell. My worst enemy is this girl called Ana, She’s a demon in my head, She seemed so nice at first, But I was so misled. I’m prisoner to this girl called Ana, I’m captive to her will, I can’t help but do what she says, How can I be so fat still? My murderer is this girl named Ana, She starved me to my grave, My heart finally stopped beating, I couldn’t continue being brave.
Finally! Sorry it’s late but here is, 100 Reasons to Get Thin:
1) you can wear cute shorts
2) you look taller
3) cute dresses!!
4) you can wear crop tops
5) you don’t have to spend so long shaving because you won’t have fat thighs
6) you can take cute aesthetic pictures
7) mirror selfies!
8) fishnets or cute patterns on leggings won’t be all stretched
9) you can wear anything and still look bomb as fuck
10) confidence!!
11) you can swim in public
12) look hot as fuck in a bathing suit
13) nobody will call you fat
14) people will love you
15) you’re happy
16) you feel lighter!
17) high waisted pants!!
18)you can look dainty
19) you can look good naked
20) you can be picked up easily
21) collar bonea
22) hip bones
23) ribs
24) belly button piercings
25) you don’t feel self conscious in tight or form fitting clothes
26) no fat roles
27) no love handles
28) small wrists
29) “you look so good!”
30) “What’s your secret?”
31) “wow! Y/n?! I didn’t even recognize you!”
32) you don’t look fat when you eat
33) non-stop compliments
34) piggy back rides!
35) you’ll be prettier
36) everyone will wanna bang you
37) your crush will notice you
38) nobody will recognize you
39) people who never payed attention to you will love you
40) people will talk about how skinny you are behinf your back
41) you can run without bouncing fat
42) you get to buy all new clothes
43) going shopping can finally be fun
44) “damn that looks amazing on you!”
45) “I wish I had your body.”
46) “you’re so skinny!!”
47) no more “you aren’t fat, stop.” Instead it’s “you’re so thin!”
48) instead of being the fat friend, you’ll be the thin friend.
49) “wait.. is that y/n?”
50) sit on someone’s lap without crushing them
51) you’ll love your body
52) you won’t look fat in pictures
53) so you can change in front of people, confidently
54) so your ex will know they fucked up
55) so you can confidently say your ex lost something good
56) you don’t need food
57) so your fat doesn’t hang in all the wrong places because you won’t have any
58) so people are jealous
60) so you can enjoy sex and not worry about being fat
61) so you can wear corsets and look hot as hell
62) Halloween costumes will look bomb
63) on Halloween you won’t hear “but you’re too fat to be ______”
64) it won’t just be a dream, it will be real
65) you won’t be camera shy
66) you’ll feel confident in nudes (if you take them)
67) you’ll look like you’re drowning in oversized hoodies
68) sweatpants will hang low on your waist because they aren’t supported by fat
69) look good in skirts
70) not feel ugly or fat in lingerie
71) look amazing even in sweatpants
72) wear hoodies and still be chilly
73) your bf’s shirt will be big in you
74) jump on a bed
75) jump in the pool
76) run faster
77) thigh gap
78) strapless bras
79) people will wonder how you’re single
80) you’ll be thinspo
81) dance
82) so you can say ‘It’s too big’ in a dressing room not ‘Uh, maybe the next size up.’ And not say it five times.
83) take up less space/ fit anywhere
84) so that if I ever decide to cut my hair short people don’t think “It’s always the fat ones with short hair.”
85) starving some example of excellent will power
86) “you’re so light!”
87) cheekbones
88) eating is confirming everyone else’s expectations
89) happiness is more important than the temporary good taste of food
90) less joint pain
91) “as unethical as it may seem, studies have found that a high weight may negatively impact your chances of getting a job”
92) Researchers from Stanford University found that overweight people have less taste sensitivity than their slimmer counterparts, perhaps because their taste buds become dulled with overuse
93) your sex drive will improve
94) you’ll sweat less
95) better complexion
97) more energy
98) people will be nicer to you
99) you’ll be more memorable
100) you’ll have more money because you don’t spend it all on food
Very sorry, it will only let me go this far. Also, I could only come up with a hundred :( drop someto help out a fellow ed buddy ❤️
Reblogging 4 the ex thing
Reblogging for everything.
