[michellechang]

had to send an e-mail AND make a phone call today

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

old men to young women: damn bitch you look kinda dead inside in a public space ... if you don't smile for me right now i will turn you into a little marionette and shackle you in my attic forever

[claycoloredmotherlessness-deact]

this is still the funniest thing I've ever read

[visual-infinity]

Baby robot gymnastics

[b-umblebats]

[bvbblebeam]

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!

Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!

[toastbutteregg]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[asundergrowth]

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

A shitten.

[disgustinganimals]

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lapetitelapinecoquine]

[memesandmylife]

posts to show myself when time traveling back to january

[la-laborista-republiko]

[fallinloveagainandagain]

scream

[sotheangst]

Same fucking energy

[jazeth]

I shared this on Facebook and my mom and dad liked it lmao

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[jack-the-lion]

This hits different in 2020

[ampervadasz]

[mysharona1987]

From The Washington Post. Damn

[leafwhirlwind]

Do not let them make you numb.

[antiandrogen]

[happy-little-elf]

A capybara running along the bottom of a river  

(source)

[joshpeck]

what is she doing down there

[t-aash]

She is vibing, Josh.