Trash

Hi you are cute I hope you are having a good day!

[buzzkillbyrne]

moodboard

[notkatniss]

literally no one:

hozier: I won’t go into bog bodies

hozier: …BUT

[buzzkillbyrne]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[dojacat]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Why in the word would you need a license just to braid hair?

[unclefather]

[burgrs]

*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

“is there a special someone in your life? :)”

[rat-tears]

@staff

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[a-yoda-a-day]

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

[raptortooth]

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

[somewhereinjersey]

[jettestblack]

[fixedyourmeme]

[homoz]

Kelly Clarkson: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won’t forget all the ones that I love. I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway

Eight year old me:

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