Witch Memes and Tips 🔮

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[silverjirachi]

when someone asks why you have a bunch of rocks and jars in your room

when someone asks why you have a bunch of tiny rocks and tiny jars in your pockets

[treenymph]

no one:

witches:

[basicwitchmemes]

I would like all baby witches to know that unless something is a part of closed practice, you can do whatever the hell you want in your work. There’s no specific way you HAVE to do it (unless religion says otherwise but idk much about that), so don’t worry if you don’t have all the ingredients. What matters is your energy and intent.

[basicwitchmemes]

Is that group of baby witches still hexing things? I haven’t heard abt them since they were hexing the fae and the sun or smth.

[basicwitchmemes]

My Egyptian professor: dark magic is bad!!!!

Me, setting up my shit to do a curse: it’s the only kind I do bby!!

[auroraliferous]

This is the first spread in my new grimoire. The information for each lunar phase was drawn from a couple of posts on Tumblr, Ann Moura’s Grimoire for the Green Witch, as well as my own personal practice.

[spacetheticwitch]

*angrily shuffles tarot deck in hopes for an answer that doesn’t involve calling me out, telling me to quit my shit, and/or telling me that I’ve been avoiding my problems for too long*

[basicwitchmemes]

Thank you for 3k followers! I never thought I’d get NEARLY this many followers, ily all!

[basicwitchmemes]

Witch on witch hatred is really upsetting, but nothing is more frustrating than listening to a religious professor tell your class lies about witchcraft and tell you you’re wrong when you correct him 🙃

[basicwitchmemes]

So I’ve known forever theres at least one spirit in my house, but be never tried to contact it (too scared tbh bc I’m a chicken). It’s a bit of a prankster, sometimes moving things trying to scare people. But it’s started trying to mimic me. My boyfriend says in the past 3 years, it’s only happened about 5/6 times, but he hears me whisper his name when we’re on FaceTime. I don’t usually say his actual name, I use pet names, and he says the voice is Close to mine but a little bit deeper. The last time it happened, about a month ago, he heard it on FaceTime while I was out of the room, except it was spot on. Sounded exactly like me. And what really freaked him out was my dog getting up, going to my phone where he was, and then leaving. Is there like... anything I can do? Lol I’m scared

[basicwitchmemes]

Also, this spirit (if it’s only one) can perfectly mimic my little brother walking down the hallway. Its unsettling.

[basicwitchmemes]

So I’ve known forever theres at least one spirit in my house, but be never tried to contact it (too scared tbh bc I’m a chicken). It’s a bit of a prankster, sometimes moving things trying to scare people. But it’s started trying to mimic me. My boyfriend says in the past 3 years, it’s only happened about 5/6 times, but he hears me whisper his name when we’re on FaceTime. I don’t usually say his actual name, I use pet names, and he says the voice is Close to mine but a little bit deeper. The last time it happened, about a month ago, he heard it on FaceTime while I was out of the room, except it was spot on. Sounded exactly like me. And what really freaked him out was my dog getting up, going to my phone where he was, and then leaving. Is there like... anything I can do? Lol I’m scared

[basicwitchmemes]

I just want to let you know that if you’re hexing fae/the moon/the sun/the underworld/the ocean/any power greater than you, you suck and I hope karma destroys ur lives :)

Also if you’re doing that, unfollow me :) yes it’s personal :) we don’t hurt those that help us :)

[fennelore]

[dog-teeth]

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

[bayareamo-deactivated20190527]

may we attract people with genuine intentions.

[autisticwitchbaby]

Hi, I’m uh Valerie, and I uh wrote this song… uh… for all you uh wiccans uh out there… it’s called Bitch Broke My Incense Sticks.

*Strums guitar and screams*

[asteri-desmevetai-deactivated20]

You’re kind of a cunt. You seriously can’t answer a few questions, or even drop the link to the recipe for angel water? Have you not considered that there’s a lot of false information on the internet, and baby witches could probably use someone experienced to say “no that’s not really correct, this is what it’s all about.” You really can’t do shit for others huh, even when it takes a few seconds to type out a response.

Even when it takes a few seconds to type out a response? Then why can’t they take the few seconds to look it up? I never said to not ask questions, but people need to research first. I’m not anyone’s mama(except for @magicdragonkiddize‘s) 

Call me a cunt. Call me a bitch. I found Angel Water through my own research. So can others and look they even have a starting point beyond “types of waters in witchcraft” “waters in witchcraft” and going through 20-30 websites with similar and different information for a correspondence post. 

Y’all aren’t children. 6th graders are learning how to research and site their sources, and they use it better than half of the witch community who are 15-20 years old who have used it since then and throughout college. 

Don’t like that I don’t give out answers? Cool. Call me what you want, but honestly? At least I’m not hiding behind anon sending hate.

Get Wrecked.

[magicdragonkiddize-deactivated2]

People aren’t google. You need to get a grip anon. Grow up??? Like honestly??? Being petty and calling people names cause they told you to google it is sad

[themanicnami]

WITCHES DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS.

We do it to help when we can, but something so easily found by a quick search any blog has the right to say to look it up. We sometimes get so many asks asking the same thing. Its time consuming, we are people running blogs for our enjoyment.

Insulting someone for not answering an easily found answer is disrespectful, childish and unappreciative for everything theyve already done for the community. Stop it.