The 3D Imax of My Mind

[anthonycrowleymoved]

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

[anthonycrowleymoved]

like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didn’t actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. that’s not on him at that point

[the-turtleduck-pond]

I’m honestly dumbstruck because I can tell you at 16 if you gave me a ship, a crew, a wise old man, and a mission to kidnap someone I gotta tell you.

I’d be down for it. I’d probably have gone further.

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Wait, this originally happened when he was 13 and I’ll tell you that 13 year old me would have committed atrocities.

[sapphicq]

13yo me would’ve taken the free boat and straight up become a pirate and the fact that Zuko didn’t is really the biggest plot twist in avatar

[the-turtleduck-pond]

AU where Zuko just becomes a pirate.

[sapphicq]

He still sees the light blast and goes to the South Pole but instead of trying to capture aang he rolls up in his free boat like ‘get in losers we’re going to kill my dad’

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Yes, this. I like this.

[roseverdict]

aang: who??? are you???

zuko: exiled son of the fire lord. did these two get you up to speed?

sokka: wait you’re WHAT-?!

katara: what do you mean, YOU’RE THE EXILED SON OF THE-?!

aang: i mean, mostly???

zuko: excellent. i reiterate, get in losers we’re going to kill my dad

[the-cheesemonger13]

aang: i’m personally not up for murder

katara: I AM! your dad is the reason my mom is dead

zuko: i like the enthusiasm. avatar, you can be moral support

sokka: i’d like to hit the loserlord at least one (1) time with my boomerang if possible

zuko: i’ll allow it on the condition that you hit my sister as well

sokka: deal

[vethyourhalflingmother]

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

[fromwolfsandgods]

Chaotic good

[swordshapedleaves]

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

[dracogotgame]

Always reblog for malicious compliance

[mittai]

for literal decades, US schools have policed the clothing of young girls and the clothing and hair of black students so meticulously it’s straight up harassment, but now that they’re being asked to enforce a mask mandate in schools, which, btw, is a million times simpler and easier to enforce than these absurd dress codes, they “can’t control students in that way” because they “value student’s bodily autonomy” stfu and tell us with your whole chest that you’re scared of the rich white soccer mom PTA head cutting funding and you don’t think women & black students deserve bodily autonomy.

[luoqingyanq]

I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become. - C.G. Jung

@mdzsnet‘s event: Happy Birthday Wen Qing!

[taylorswift]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

Taylor Swift - Mr. Perfectly Fine (From The Vault)

Listen to "Mr Perfectly Fine" (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift

[aphrodihe]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blvnk-art]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[cuntylestat]

Where there was darkness there is now you, Elton John. Rocketman (2019) dir. Dexter Fletcher

[iwishicouldflytospace]

Happy New Year!

I apologize for the very generic background, I had to kinda rush through this.

[guerrillatech]

[14sorrow24joy34agirl44aboy]

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don't know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

[girlofdogs]

sometimes i think about how constellations are an entirely man-made construct and don’t actually exhist inherently in nature. i mean, the universe just gave us stars, and we saw art and myths and stories in them. the capacity that humans have for seeing purpose in the incidental makes me realize just how lonely we are on this planet, desperately searching for meaning elsewhere in the universe.

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes