The Karl Marx of snails

I’m sorry if you followed me for a specific fandom because you’ll be subjected to 15 other fandoms at seemingly random intervals.

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

so this is what ive been working on since the first half of the jy finale. high 5 heroes/rat grinders/kipperlilly animatic.

CW: Violence against minors, death of minors, blood, animal cruelty, incineration

Spoilers for all three seasons of fantasy high!!!

You can also watch it here on YouTube

anyway ive been slowly losing my mind over this for the past few weeks. i hope you all lose your minds too.

[mari-annawheelan]

love how Brennan rolled up with Neverafter like “alright gang it’s the horror season time to explore the Depths Of Dread And Terror” and the most fucked up thing Murph could think of was “what if my wife left me”

[attackjester]

before he got episode 4’d pib just looked like a regular cat but now he looks like bigfootjinx

this is what pib looks like to me

[eury--dice]

a romance between a duty-driven bugbear military captain and a duty-driven owlbear party planner is something that can actually be so personal…

[gnomebud]

i’m so curious about and in love with whatever was going through andhera’s mind when they chose to interrupt the duel. like. he wants to make a stand to the guy who dramatically spared him when he could have killed him in a past battle because rumors are also spreading that he’s weak as fuck. so then they decide to interrupt an entirely separate duel that guy’s having, wielding their very impractical weapon that they have repeatedly hurt themself with, shirtless and without any armor (great combo with the scimitar), drenched in rain for just like. the drama of it all. and then he gets told he has to wrestle instead of fighting with his cool impractical weapon and promptly gets his ass kicked (though he gets one cool moment in there). and THEN. when they’re being hoisted in the air in what HAS to be disgrace (showed up out of nowhere, interrupted a duel, almost immediately lost), they’re just like. “okay great duel we should be friends now :-)”. and hob fucking ACCEPTS. that is the funniest shit in the world imagine watching that happen. pillar boy i am obsessed with you

[linovadraws]

Living that “thinking constantly about salt goblins” life

[petekaos]

rip jane austen you would have loved lee junho

[fyeahfandomtrash]

remember when everyone was clowning themselves into thinking junho somehow didn’t like youngwoo and was gonna r*ject her after he looked conflicted when she confessed the first time but the reason he looked that way was because he WAS LITERALLY AGONIZING OVER HOW THEY WERE GONNA BE TOGETHER IN THE LONG-TERM BECAUSE HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER AND HER HAPPINESS AND MAKING SURE BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER LONG-TERM like not us thinking he was conflicted when he was actually thinking about his 50 year plan with this woman my god.

[virginiaisforhaters]

the crazy son of a bitch did it, jordan peele found a way to make wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men scary 

[mistsofavalon13]

the parallels between how poc are treated and how animals are treated in nope (2022) was perfect. one of the first scenes in the movie is when oj is on set for a commercial, and i was immediately as uncomfortable as he was. when he introduces himself to the white actress, she looks scared of him because his name is oj. she sees a black man with that name and can’t hide her inner thoughts. then the pa guy is confused as to where the “older one” is, clearly giving the message that he doesn’t trust oj to be a competent person. the pa sees him as an untrained boy, and doesn’t listen when oj tried to tell him not to look in the horse’s eyes. then when em explains the story of the first moving picture, we see that the black jockey and the horse aren’t even on the same level. people talk about the horse, but they don’t know anything about the man riding it.

then, there’s jupe and the gordy the chimp. jupe was a child star in a western comedy, and the poster itself gave me the wrong feeling. jupe and the unnamed black child actor he starred with were so clearly being used as a spectacle. it made me think of blazing saddles, how the idea of a black sheriff is absurd and funny. however, blazing saddles uses that as commentary and as a way to send a message, while in nope, we see that jupe was the victim of a film industry that tokenized him. then, with the chimpanzee, we see that same tokenization. a sitcom of a white family that includes an asian child and a chimp. it’s clear that both are meant to be equally funny; an asian kid is just as absurd as a chimp in human clothes and a birthday hat.

then, when we see him try to use the alien to create the same spectacle he was a part of in his youth, he realizes far too late that he’s made a mistake. that you can’t rely on an animal. his wife makes a comment about how working with trained animals is unpredictable, and we see in his eyes that he knows what’s about to happen. he put his trust in the behavior of a wild animal and now he’s paying the price and feeling the same fear he felt as a child.

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

Wetzel said bye bitch

[demadogs]

i dont think enough of us have appreciated how hilarious wills idea was of stopping by vegas on the way back from an end of the world stakes rescue mission so el can make them rich through telekinetic gambling

[prfctmxxnlight]

enough “this will byers was in love with mike wheeler” posts

this mike wheeler was in love with will byers

[45percenterthen]

how is anyone supposed to sleep. in these temprachures

[literateish]

the uk government is trying to scrap the human rights act.

i’ve not seen a lot in the media about this so i’m going to do my best to put this into words and explain what will happen if the government is successful in replacing the human rights act with the bill of rights (aka the rights removal bill).

this will mean that in the uk:

you won’t be allowed to say anything negative about the government

if you are disabled or chronically ill, you won’t be allowed to say no to being given a DNR in hospital

you won’t be allowed to bring ‘trivial’ human rights violations to court

public authorities (the police) won’t have to actively protect people’s human rights

the uk military will be allowed to basically do whatever they want overseas

if you ever commit a crime, they can disregard your human rights

the government will not be obligated to obey human rights

if you are from the uk PLEASE sign this petition, and also to everyone else, please please please share this.

[glowingshadows]

no bc all these people saying to give will a break or to leave him alone… literally the only way he is going to get any screen time is if he is in mortal danger. i am THROWING that boy into the upside down at this point

[caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo]

New Percabeth Thoughts:

They literally are so casual about their heroic accomplishments but get HYPE over anything non-demigod.

Piper: I’m sorry, this is all just a lot to process. You were literally kidnapped by titans and held up the sky for a week???

Annabeth: ya

Piper: Are you….okay???

Annabeth: It was whatever. Those things happen.

Piper: um. I suppose-

Annabeth: I once told a sphinx to fuck off bc the riddles it gave me sucked. You take it one day at a time 🤷‍♀️

Piper: girl, WHAT-

Percy, bursting in: ANNABETH!!! I just heard!!!!

Annabeth: omg

Percy: omg?!?!

Annabeth: yeah! I did it!

Percy: holy shit. You’re incredible. I could never- like, tell me everything.

Annabeth: it was a little scary. It was by far the most impressive thing I’ve done. It took forever too-

Piper: wait. What did you do??

Percy: oh you don’t know? Annabeth. Brag every so often. It’s literally your fatal flaw smh.

Annabeth: okay, okay. I made a doctor’s appointment.

Piper: …….oh. Wow! Huh.

Annabeth: on the phone.

Percy: holy shit.

Piper: why not just go to the infirmary at camp?

Percy: why must you ruin everything? Show some goddamn respect.

Annabeth: it isn’t as impressive as your thing

Percy: smh don’t

Annabeth: No! Tell her!

Piper: did you make a doctor’s appointment too?

Percy: ha! I wish. It’s no big deal. I just got my tires on my car changed 🤷‍♀️

Annabeth: fucking outstanding

Percy: ….I know 😊

Piper: you two really do spend a lot of time around each other, huh?