Bree 💋

23🐘 Raver🎉 Stoner💨 Alien Princess 👽 (18+ only) Primary a weed and Ddlg blog

[sayidjarrahs]

The real reason you go to Vietnam is because you accidentally see your soon-to-be-ex-husband kiss someone else. At first you think, ‘Oh it’s a fling, whatever! They’re drunk, it’s a party.’ But then he puts his hand on the small of her back exactly the way he used to do to you. It means, 'I’ve got you.’ And when he did it to you, it made you feel safe. And you realize he will never do that to you again. And it breaks your heart again. After your heart was so broken that you thought it couldn’t get any more broken.

[unclemurphy]

Lara Jean Covey: Shouldn’t you be thanking me, that you got to sit next to who you actually wanted?

Peter: but bae… I packed snacks :(

[bass-princess420]

Anxiety Sucks

I hate those moments you get, when your partner is upset. You know in your heart that it's not that they are upset with you. Yet this voice in your head keeps telling you ever reason why they could be upset with you. And the voice just gets louder....and louder...and Louder

[bass-princess420]

I have the weirdest taste in porn

Like what is wrong with me?

[bass-princess420]

When you know your sadness isn't fair,but it squeezes your heart anyways....is the strangest feeling.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

[thetennesseehoneyy]

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

[tiffanyaliyah]

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

[alexundefined]

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

[torreyashanti]

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

[uninhibitedsoul]

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

[the-haitian-queen-deactivated20]

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

[jeniphyer]

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

[neverxxenough]

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

[dubblah]

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

[xxxsexxx]

[moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness]

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

Reblogging for awareness…

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

[lookatthisnerdybroad]

Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.

[slobbaby-deactivated20170425]

If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now

[milfncookiiez]

Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.

[xxxsexxx]

BEST!!!

[juliehen]

Well done ladies! 👏👏 yes work that clit. 💋👠

[kinukukiko-deactivated20160716]

Definitely suck on my clit. And start gently, you are neither a cat to flip it nor you are in the rush to catch the bus. And once you find out what I like, stop fucking changing the technique!!. Stick to the one that works, we can experiment some other time!!.

[bodiesnminds]

Wonderful, Ladies! Be explicit, we want to make you happy, tell us how! :-)

[southern-gin-deactivated2020111]

🙌🏻 this is gold!!! Solid gold!!!

[aloneafterdark-deactivated20180]

Sharing this because everyone should know!

[sopharoones-deactivated20240607]

knowledge is power, sharing is caring, etc

[curvee-gotti]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @1-ofthecoolkidz

[eat-me-raw-papi]

Omg here for it 😍😍

[littlemisspeachyy-deactivated20]

I love being called cute.. Its so pure. Choke me and call me cute

[smouldered]

yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u

[bass-princess420]

I didn't think it was possible but the stranger things writers outdid themselves.

[pocketprincess16]

[humanurchin-deactivated20181203]

(via If Disney princesses had moms!)

[icescrabblerjerky]

This is GOLDEN.

[sakeandcigars]

this is why they have to kill the mom so the princess can be taken advantage of :)

[urbanoutfucks]

pros of dating me

you can hold my hand whenever you want

you can cuddle with me whenever you want

you can kiss me whenever you want

cons of dating me

i get jealous easily

i’m sad a lot

i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am

[xbrbdreamingx]

Slap my ass and call me princess.

Little thoughts (via xbrbdreamingx)

[lilgothickitten]

Things to remember when dating someone with anxiety....

-We over think. So remind us that its ok to just live in the moment and that the furute will happen the way its ment to. -We dont think to highly of ourself. So remind us of our worth. The more detailed you are the better. -We think the world hates us. So prove us wrong. -We think noone will truly love us forever. So make us see how wrong we are. -We are afraid of being alone. So look into our eyes and tell us you will never leave. -we get these feelings alot…. so never give up.

And please always remember that you need to keep reassuring us of these things from time to time. Dont get us wrong…we love you… we just dont think we are worth the love in return.

[ldr-daddy-and-kitten-deactivate]

Everyday I ask her -daddy

[bass-princess420]

I need this in my life :(

[daddysspoiledangel-deactivated2]

Do you ever just..

*texts somebody* *they don’t respond* *you start to miss them* Anxiety: Don’t text them again *couple minutes pass* anxiety: Don’t text them.. me: But i miss them.. Anxiety: DONT TEXT THEM YOU’ll ANNOY THEM *hours pass* *you get antsy* me: ughhh… i miiiiissss tthheemmm anxiety: i swear to god man you will make them hate you *next day & still no reply* Anxiety: they hate you. me: they hate me.

[bass-princess420]

This is me 100% I hate it The constant thoughts of am I to clingy

[bass-princess420]

So the fosters just ripped my fucking heart out 😭😭