Seabass

Bisexual enby VA

[bassofthesea1]

im half expecting america to just implode in the next 5 years due to how fucked everything is. the other half thinks that it would stay alive purely by obese boomer patriots who get a boner with just the mere mention of a 4th of july bbq

[bassofthesea1]

i want himbo energy

[bassofthesea1]

exiting pride mode, entering c̸̙͒r̵̠͒e̸̛̞á̶̖c̷̢̒h̷̺̅e̵̖̾r̴̙̓ ̷̜͗m̶̼̓ǫ̴͛ď̸͍e̸̛̩

[bassofthesea1]

just steal the plot of castlevania for use in a campaign

[bassofthesea1]

yeah im not going to be a mcdonalds worker or starbucks barista im going to become a pirate. you're a criminal, sea shanties are great, and you get to sail the high seas, what more can one ask for

[bassofthesea1]

im going to become the phobe-puncher, protector of the queer and puncher of those who jeer

[bassofthesea1]

i give everyone who sees this post the power to punch one homophobe or transphobe

[bassofthesea1]

imagine a mermaid trying to seduce an asexual pirate with her song and instead of falling into the sea and drowning like a dumbass or whatever, they just join her in on the song. 5 years later and they are the most fearsome musical duet on the seven seas

[bassofthesea1]

if i heard a mermaid singing to me on a rock in the middle of the ocean i would not swim over to their rock i would join in their song

[pukicho]

Why the hell are you so dumb? (Also sorry about calling you dumb)

I am the worlds smartest genius

[bassofthesea1]

yes you are

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

Little song u may listen to with your little headphones, or your little little phone, whatever little things you have honestly

SOUNDCLOUD LINK

[pukicho]

What do u think music is

[bassofthesea1]

well i thought it was air dancing

[pukicho]

You definitely have a subreddit by now

Don't be ridiculous

[princess-rosiebird]

[pukicho]

Photoshop

[bassofthesea1]

by talos IT'S REAL

[bassofthesea1]

why have sex when you can simply cuddle on the couch with your SO in a burrito watching castlevania

[bassofthesea1]

tips for a serial killer 1#

lace your weapon of choice with the poison of the Dendrocnide moroides plant aka the stinging bush or gympie-gympie so that your prey is in too much pain to run away allowing you to still have the thrill of the hunt. the poison that covers the needles of the stinging bush is so painful that people inflicted with the poison often kill themselves earning it the nickname "suicide plant"

[bassofthesea1]

that feeling when you eat your one vegetable for the month

[bassofthesea1]

i just want to sing ancient norse songs

[bassofthesea1]

yeah neat trick, but CAN YOU DO THIS *cries for an hour*