My Chemical Bassoon

I will post mostly bassoon/band memes. Hope you enjoy!!

[bassoonermab-blog]

I’m sorry if I make it seem like I don’t believe you when you say you want to be with me. It’s not you that I doubt because I know your heart and I know that you would never try to hurt me. I just can’t get over the fact that someone so wonderful and kind and brilliant has entered my life and is challenging me and making my life better. You hold the key to my heart and take care of it so gently that you don’t want to even scratch the surface of the key. We may argue and we may fight but it’s not because we love each other any less, it’s because we’re trying to see if we will be here even at our worst when everything has gone south. You are truly the light of my world and that’s the one thing that will never change. Nothing you could ever do or say will ever stop me from loving you like a husband loves his wife.

Your love is something that nobody else can replicate and your heart is one of a kind. For me there is only one person.

And that is you.

[bassoonermab-blog]

It's amazing how you can meet someone and have your whole world expand just on that one conversation. The world has new meaning, people look happier, the darkness of the night seems to brighten up and show you new wonders all because you talked to this one person for the first time in your life.

All this, because you realized you fell in love with them.

[teddytrumpet]

the even more masterful masterpost of DCI music

and yea it includes most of 2015 ;)  

8 years of 7th regiment

16 years of 27th Lancers

1 year of Academie Musicale

1 year of Americanos

3 years of Anaheim Kingsmen

2 years of Argonne Rebels

1 year of Beatrix

1 year of Black Knights

1 year of Bleu Raeders

42 Years of Blue Devils World

9 years of Blue Devils B

1 year of Blue Devils International

 31 years of Blue Knights

4 years of Blue Saints

21 years of Blue Stars

33 years of Bluecoats

21 years of Boston

8 years of Bridgemen

6 years of Capital Regiment

20 years of Carolina Crown

15 years of Cascades

3 years of Citations

1 year of City Sound

1 year of Coastal Surge

8 years of Colt Cadets 

30 years of Colts

1 year of Columbians

1 year of Commodores

42 years of Crossmen

1 year of DelaSalle Oakland

1 year of Des Plaines Vanguard

4 years of Dutch Boy

3 years of East Coast Jazz

1 year of Eruption

3 years of Esperanza

1 year of Fever

3 years of Forte

10 years of Freelancers

5 years of Genesis

26 years of Glassmen

2 years of Gold

1 year of Golden Empire

1 year of Guardians

 4 years of Guardsmen

1 year of Heatwave

1 year of Impulse

9 years of Jersey Surf

2 years of Jubal

6 years of Kilities

 9 years of Kiwanis Kavaliers

6 years of Legends

3 years of Les Etoiles 

6 years of Les Stentors

2 years of Louisiana Stars

45 years of Madison Scouts 

15 years of Magic or Orlando

13 years of Mandarins

4 years of Memphis Sound

3 years of Muchachos

 5 years of Music City

3 years of North Star

2 years of Oakland Crusaders

9 years of Oregon Crusaders

13 years of Pacific Crest

 5 years of Patriots

 44 years of Phantom Regiment

14 years of Pioneer

1 year of Purple Lancers

4 years of Racine Scouts

6 years of Raiders

5 years of Revolution

1 year of Royal Crusaders

45 years of Santa Clara Vanguard

 12 years of Santa Clara Vanguard Cadets

2 years of Seneca Optimist

6 years of Sky Ryders

8 years of Southwind

7 years of Spartans

37 years of Spirit of Atlanta

3 years of Spirit of Newark

2 years of Spokane thunder

10 years of Star of Indiana

2 years of Stangnas

7 years of Suncoast Sound

1 year of Taipei Yuehfu

1 year of Tarheel Sun

7 years of Teal Sound

11 years of The Academy

36 years of The Cadets

43 years of The Cavaliers

1 year of Thunder

34 years of Troopers

13 years of Velvet Knights

1 year of Watchmen

2 years of Yamato

2 years of Yokohama Scouts 

Ok so heres the thing, if you have a show that I dont know have on this list I ask that you message me so that it can be spread and the love of the activity spread farther and wider. If you have videos of any show that isnt in here I would love to see that as well.

929 years of Drum corps in total

[bassoonermab-blog]

Sorry I haven't been posting! Life has started and college is kicking my behind! Today I played with a saxophone noney on bari sax and it was one of the coolest experiences of my life!!! If you play saxophone you definitely have to try to play with a chamber group!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

[agalaxydrifter]

I accidentally watched this ten times.

[fats]

i’m crying

[purrrfectlygay]

It is so much better with sound. 

[paul-simons-muse-deactivated202]

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

[firefilledskies]

I’m sobbing

[bassoonermab-blog]

I can't stop laughing. It hurts my sides 😂

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[clavicusvilemoved]

Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

These are a joke.

[sangurex]

I live how angry op is

[daisenseiben]

Sure are a lot of xylophones on this post.

[teddytrumpet]

the even more masterful masterpost of DCI music

and yea it includes most of 2015 ;)  

8 years of 7th regiment

16 years of 27th Lancers

1 year of Academie Musicale

1 year of Americanos

3 years of Anaheim Kingsmen

2 years of Argonne Rebels

1 year of Beatrix

1 year of Black Knights

1 year of Bleu Raeders

42 Years of Blue Devils World

9 years of Blue Devils B

1 year of Blue Devils International

 31 years of Blue Knights

4 years of Blue Saints

21 years of Blue Stars

33 years of Bluecoats

21 years of Boston

8 years of Bridgemen

6 years of Capital Regiment

20 years of Carolina Crown

15 years of Cascades

3 years of Citations

1 year of City Sound

1 year of Coastal Surge

8 years of Colt Cadets 

30 years of Colts

1 year of Columbians

1 year of Commodores

42 years of Crossmen

1 year of DelaSalle Oakland

1 year of Des Plaines Vanguard

4 years of Dutch Boy

3 years of East Coast Jazz

1 year of Eruption

3 years of Esperanza

1 year of Fever

3 years of Forte

10 years of Freelancers

5 years of Genesis

26 years of Glassmen

2 years of Gold

1 year of Golden Empire

1 year of Guardians

 4 years of Guardsmen

1 year of Heatwave

1 year of Impulse

9 years of Jersey Surf

2 years of Jubal

6 years of Kilities

 9 years of Kiwanis Kavaliers

6 years of Legends

3 years of Les Etoiles 

6 years of Les Stentors

2 years of Louisiana Stars

45 years of Madison Scouts 

15 years of Magic or Orlando

13 years of Mandarins

4 years of Memphis Sound

3 years of Muchachos

 5 years of Music City

3 years of North Star

2 years of Oakland Crusaders

9 years of Oregon Crusaders

13 years of Pacific Crest

 5 years of Patriots

 44 years of Phantom Regiment

14 years of Pioneer

1 year of Purple Lancers

4 years of Racine Scouts

6 years of Raiders

5 years of Revolution

1 year of Royal Crusaders

45 years of Santa Clara Vanguard

 12 years of Santa Clara Vanguard Cadets

2 years of Seneca Optimist

6 years of Sky Ryders

8 years of Southwind

7 years of Spartans

37 years of Spirit of Atlanta

3 years of Spirit of Newark

2 years of Spokane thunder

10 years of Star of Indiana

2 years of Stangnas

7 years of Suncoast Sound

1 year of Taipei Yuehfu

1 year of Tarheel Sun

7 years of Teal Sound

11 years of The Academy

36 years of The Cadets

43 years of The Cavaliers

1 year of Thunder

34 years of Troopers

13 years of Velvet Knights

1 year of Watchmen

2 years of Yamato

2 years of Yokohama Scouts 

Ok so heres the thing, if you have a show that I dont know have on this list I ask that you message me so that it can be spread and the love of the activity spread farther and wider. If you have videos of any show that isnt in here I would love to see that as well.

929 years of Drum corps in total

[jakeplaystuba-deactivated202104]

DCI is the direct result of what happens when people give marching and music the budget that people give athletics

[casketbabe]

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[bassoonermab-blog]

For the past week I've been at the Music For All Summer Symposium as one of the SWAG members helping and working with talented young middle schoolers. All of them have been awesome and it's been such a wonderful time working here! The middle schoolers have also been working with composer Brian Balmages and it is incredible!

[classicfm]

russian: Чайко́вский english: Tchaikovsky german: Tschaikowsky polish: Czajkowski dutch: Tsjaikovski trump: Tchaicovfefe

[perksofband]

Reblog if joining band was one of the best decisions you've made

I know it’s one of mine!

[amusicstudentsthoughts]

…Well then

[klavierr]

Roast them

[ostarafanfics-deactivated201612]

im screaming 

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

rude

[brassandkickass]

get 👏 fucking 👏 rekt 👏

[bassoonermab-blog]

my band in choice quotes

tubas: "lol look at what i can fit in my tuba"

euphonium: "why didn't you just play a tuba, they're -" "DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO A *TUBA*"

trumpet: "we are awesome"

trombone: "i broke my trombone again"

baritone: "why am i surrounded by these people"

flute: "i would murder you for first chair, no offense"

clarinet: "its harder than it looks ok"

saxophone: "if you shorten my instrument's name it's one letter away from sex. speaking of which..."

drums: "let's continue to play whenever there's a silence" "sounds like a good idea bro"

band director: if you don't play this correctly i will *mutters curses under breath*

< my high school band is small as balls so feel free to add on guys >

[bassoonermab-blog]

When you know you have to practice but you're watching Netflix and you tell yourself you will watch one more episode then 5 hours later you're watching a documentary of a professional musician practicing and you laugh knowing you haven't practiced yet.

[bassoonermab-blog]

New person I met: “Oh you play the bassoon? That’s cool! What does it look like?”

Me trying to describe the bocal without comparing it to a swans head: “It’s uuhhh….has 2 wooden pipes….a curved neck….it kinda looks like a swans head….damn….