kick names. take ass.

horn player | hardcore hufflepuff always sleepy | music performance major

[robinade]

Me before Untitled Goose: nooo I can’t be mean in video games it makes me feel bad!

Me now: honk honk motherfucker where’s your god now

[brassandkickass]

i love you 3,000 on Twitter

“happy #mermay2019 !!!!!!!! god i'm SO excited i can't believe how long it took for me to get into #SheRa but hoooooooly shit im in love an

it’s mermay my dudes

follow my art twitter

[omnilunary-deactivated20220918]

Oh God?

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

[mrs-chief]

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

[saintbaselshouse]

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

[mrs-chief]

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

[saintbaselshouse]

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

[bearie]

[capriking]

i just need a couple hickies and a couple tats in 2019 thanks

[simplehombre]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[brassandkickass]

why the fuck am i in this major

[stability]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

[ink-the-shitposter]

This is the worst one by far, thanks

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour