house ptsd of the westerlands

maester said it’s “just intrusive thoughts” but I think it’s prophecy. my aesthetic: ash falling softly on the ruins of my political aspirations.

[bastard-coded-bastard]

What unites people? Stories. And who has a better story… than Bran the Broken?

ARE YOU ON DRUGS, TYRION????

lets run the receipts yeah?

Arya Stark: literally becomes a face stealing assassin, redefining “youngest daughter” AND kills the night king

Sansa Stark: survived littlefinger, Cersei, Ramsy Bolton, JOFFREY–then becomes queen in the North all while serving face and trauma informed statecraft.

Daenerys Targaryen: Walked into fire, birthed dragons, freed thousands, then got done dirty by a plot-speedrun and the writers’ misogyny.

Theon Greyjoy: Betrayed his family, lost everything, got tortured, found redemption, and died protecting a glorified USB stick.

Tyrion himself: Has committed war crimes, survived every regime change, carried 90% of the shows quotable dialogue—and yet decided to throw his vote behind Bran “I can’t be Lord of anything, except apparently the entire continent” Stark.

AND BRAN??? BRANS STORY IS:

climbing a tower like a dumbass, sees two beautiful blondes making out (his life’s high point tbh), gets yeeted out a window.

is in coma

still in bed does a bit of cryptic dream shit talks to wolves maybe. mostly just lays there.

seasons 3-4 is carried around like a sack of prophetic potatoes, Hodors back pain intensifies meets jojen and meera, two forest randos with zero charisma and they essentially exist to push his ass through the snow while he stares at trees and says weird things like “he will come for me.”

Spends like another TWO SEASONS in a tree doing Psychic Lore Downloading™.

becomes omnipotent or whatever whilst still doing nothing with all that information— bro is like we stay informed 🙂‍↕️☝️ “its not much but its honest work 🤓”

revokes his identity as bran

Later gives Sansa a fashion compliment about her own fucking assault

goes ‘i can never be the lord of anything’ whilst rolling into the political summit and said “why do you think i came all this way’ 🫷🤓🫸”

I DON’T KNOW, BRAN. YOU TELL US. You’ve been silent for six seasons and now you’re a motivational poster?

BRO EVEN HOT PIE HAS A BETTER FUCKING STORY THAN YOU BRAN.

Hot Pie discovered the power of carbohydrates. Bran discovered the power of being stationary.

EVEN GENDRY HAD MORE DEVELOPMENT THAN BRAN. Bran didnt win the game of thrones bro got installed like a chlorophyll infused NPC.

[got-brainrot]

they live in my head rent free

[bastard-coded-bastard]

hey hi so TORMUND GIANTSBANE YES??

YOU ginger god YOU NORTHERN FLAME HAIRED HIMBO

You know what gets me?? It’s the way he radiates this uncontainable ginger chaos like it’s a natural resource. This man wakes up every morning with two brain cells and both of them are flexing. He doesn’t care about politics. He doesn’t care about courtly etiquette. He doesn’t even care that he drinks from the same horn he probably uses to kill people. He just wants a good fight, a tall wife, and enough fermented goat milk to kill a Targaryen.

He’s so bad at hiding his feelings. Bro cannot play it cool. You ever see him around Brienne?? That is not a man who knows how to hide desire. no one commits to simping like this man. Every time Brienne merely breathes in his direction, he looks like he’s about to propose marriage and offer her a cabin in the woods made of bear pelts and love.