god damn shit fuck

parker | he | 20

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[gr0mmet]

i googled “robot eat” and was not disappointed

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[bastardsonas]

hey guys what ever happened to not cyberbullying. do we remember that. was i the only one who had to take technology class in middle school. why are we being so mean to strangers on the internet. be niceys.

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat's self confidence is usually higher than the distance he can jump down from

[princessmo]

[tatters-the-bat]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[segamascott]

bro last night was a danimals sweepstakes

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[brianthomaslikestoes]

i was born in the right generation, i love playing metal gear solid and hitting my vape

[important-animal-images]