god damn shit fuck

parker | he | 20

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[woopercup]

under your stars

[segamascott]

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are the Medetai trains, a line of fish themed trains in Kada, Japan! Images from here and here and here and here

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[3000s]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[gr0mmet]

i googled “robot eat” and was not disappointed

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[bastardsonas]

hey guys what ever happened to not cyberbullying. do we remember that. was i the only one who had to take technology class in middle school. why are we being so mean to strangers on the internet. be niceys.

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!