Landstrom enjoyers I have given u a gift + a male oc squeezed between them
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/76760646/chapters/200921106
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Landstrom enjoyers I have given u a gift + a male oc squeezed between them
18+ only, explicit warning
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76760646/chapters/200921106
August Diehl as Stefan Polt — Der Pass / Pagan Peak s.3
(p.4)
Dating Headcanons: Inglourious Basterds
Ft: Aldo, Shosanna, Hellstorm, Landa
Random, funny, horny Part two: here
Aldo Raine
Avid outdoorsman and insists on hiking, cave diving, or hunting (you compromise for a picnic)
Has two types: buff hairy dudes or southern belles (it could also be buff hairy belles and southern dudes)
His favourite present is breakfast in bed (in which you are the said breakfast. Maybe throw in some whipped cream and cherries.)
Likes dogs and children
Spinach hater
If he REALLY loves you, he'll wear a black tux to your wedding
He finds it hot when you're muddy or bloody
Both his flirting and tongue are smooth af
Physical affection all the way, especially if you're sitting on his lap
Has a bucket list of travel destinations where he wants to have sex
honest to god, OP, thanks for making this gender neutral because I feel so hella alone being queer and getting very little 'x reader' content in this fandom that i can relate to 🥀🥀
the wiwi
bonjourno!
my wife is so good looking😮💨😮💨
rael ❤️❤️❤️
any fun facts about Nantucket, Massachusetts?
Nantucket is a small island near Tuckernuck Island, which itself is best known for being mysteriously left out of rhymes involving Nantucket when its own name rhymes with even more English language obscenities. Nantucket's name allegedly comes from a Wampanoag word meaning "the far away island with bad soil that nobody wants." This was alleged by the merchant colonist Thomas Mayhew, who was best known for both founding Martha's Vineyard and for making up erroneous etymologies for Wampanoag words.
Nantucket was also home to Colonel Hans Landa who helped to end World War 2, and could often be seen mowing his lawn with a hat that for some reason concealed his entire forehead.
Inglorious Fags
More Inglourious bastards memes
August Diehl's fans 🤝🏼 Christoph Waltz's fans
watch weird German movies
he was so nervous on the set of "Lichter"
WHY??
a film about refugees||
(2003)directed by Hans-Christian Schmid
Who will win in a twerking competition?
Aldo Raine
Hans Landa
Donny Donowitz
Dieter Hellstrom
Fredrick Zoller
Smithson Utivich
Hugo Stiglitz
Archie Hicox
fucking Omar
Serious answers; winner gets a drawing of them posing Nicki Minaj Anaconda cover style.
This shit is killing me why is Hans considered the best twerker in our community
Well... a weird sketch, I just like She Wants Revenge and the album cover. I thought it fit Hellstrom... I know he’d never wear those gloves, but let’s just say we threatened him with death to put them on. 🥹✌️
gay as FUCK for dyson ido rn
How I like his horned shadow on the wall, it feels like the most delicious part of the pie